Bleep Christmas

Starting xmas off with a smile made of wax!

Since we couldn't go boarding for xmas, we went to our cousin's house for lunch along with the other cousins.  It was the usual, eat, talk loudly, played games, drank alcohol, gambled, and passed out.  I really didn't expect to stay there for so long but we ended up staying there until 11 at night because one family wasn't invited since everyone thought that their whole family went to Vietnam but it was only their parents that went so they got a late invitation.  Although, they were also late because they were also drunk from last night as well but at least they didn't passed out at someone else house like my other cousin.  Little R was a handful though and wouldn't go to sleep because everyone was there and he wanted to stay up and play even at 11 at night but it was funny because he took a dump and fell asleep on the toilet.  He's 3 and is taking dance class, singing class, and karate.  You have to start off 'em Asian kids early I guess.  I think we started my little sister off at age 4.  So yeah, Christmas was long and wet because it ended up raining that evening but we didn't even noticed since the insulation was so solid that we didn't even hear a thing.

Pretty sure that's not how you play pool E.


Rocking it on Rockband.


Playing pictionary and C always winning every game and the grand prize!


R winning a whole buck on his first hand!

Merry Christmas 2010!

We actually opened our presents a day early because my parents went to Vegas today and everyone didn't really feel like waiting until Sunday night for them to come home.  Originally we planned on going boarding on Christmas but since my parents took the suv to Vegas, we are out of a car to drive to the slopes.  None of our other cars can carry all our gears and 5 people plus we would need to buy another set of chains for whichever car we would take so we decided to scrap that idea.  I also wanted to go to a archery and shooting range too but I doubt any place would be open on Christmas and I'm sure the guys would rather go out in the desert to shoot for free anyways.  So, all I know that we are going to do tomorrow is go to my cousin's house for lunch then after that is undecided as of now.

Dogs for sale!


Front half of the tree


Tearing it up!


Open sesame~

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

I Couldn't Resist My Urges

Yes, it's true.  I couldn't resist my urges, my lust, my desires.  The dirty thoughts overwhelmed my senses of rationality and made me succumbed to my inner demon.  Although I shouldn't be blaming myself because I am only human and humans are born with desires that needs to be fulfilled by pleasurable objects or emotions.  I am human damn it so don't freaking judge me!  So the question is, what did I do?  The answer is simple, I purchased more snow gears but I couldn't resist because I had the chance of receiving a $130 pair of goggles for free plus take care of my Christmas list for my ungrateful siblings.  So don't judge me, skank.

Wait for it...WHAM!

You Can Only Screw So Much

You know how they say family will always be there for you but that's only to a certain extent.  Sure, you can go back to your family after screwing them over or screwing up so badly but the relationship will never be the same as it used to be prior to that time.  This Christmas has been the best for a few and the worst for others.  I just heard that one of my nephew just lost a cousin over grief that he married a girl from Vietnam and made her feel like she didn't belong, thus ruining her first Christmas.  To make things worse, on Christmas his uncle drove my nephew's car and crashed into a Mexican family.  Then I found out who was the guy who crashed his car over a girl for, but I was hoping it was someone I didn't know.  It was freaking my friend's boyfriend's brother who is my older brother's friend.  Apparently since his near death experience, he quiet down but now he's back to his old party ways.  He hit a car with his car so he called his little brother, who is my friend's boyfriend, to come so the little brother gave him the keys to his car just in case but he told him not to go but he went anyways to pick up this girl.  He drove off and ended up crashing into a pole and totally messing up his little brother's car from the front to the back.  It was so bad that the body kit bumpers and tires flew off.  To make things worse, someone followed him from the first accident and since he drove off without leaving a note it's a hit and run and double with a DUI.  I was wondering why he was wearing a hospital tag when they came over because his arm looked a little burnt, which was from the air bag.  I know the little brother was devastated to lose his precious bimmer like that because that car was his baby and everyone knew him for his car.  The car is totaled but he will fix it back up to how it was but it's going to take a lot of work and money.  He was always so cautious of his car and had certain rules to follow if he ever let anyone borrow it so it was kind of odd that he would give the keys even if it's his brother because he would never allow his other older brother use his car.  I know the brother feels really bad for wrecking the car because they're all a very tight knit family and look out for each other and everyone knows how much he loves his car but of course he loves his brothers more.  They're too tight to let this hang over their heads because it could of been worse but for families who aren't as tight, they will always bring up trivial things and hold a grudge.  Family, you either love them or hate them.

   
Peekaboo~

"The creative mind is the playful mind.  Philosophy is the play and dance of ideas."
Eric Hoffer

Merry Christmas!

So it is finally Christmas but we still haven't opened any of our presents yet.  Why?  Because we are busy doing other stuff like getting ready for the party tomorrow and my sister wanted to open the presents at night time.  I'm fine with it because it just means cleaning up all the crap later haha.  My older brother is finally home so now the entire family is home.  We plan on going snowboarding before he leaves to go back to work, which is awesome because we have been dying to go since the season has started.  We are all flawed in our own ways but we are down for each other although sometimes I just want to beat the crap out of them and koncho their ass to death. 

Merry Christmas!

Haha, poor loser!

"Sharing what you have is more important than what you have."
Albert M. Wells, Jr.

Winter Wonderland

Christmas was days ago but how was everyone's Christmas? We actually had a wet Christmas but I guess that's one up from a dry and cold Christmas. Maybe in a few years after we do some more damage to the ozone layer, we just may have a white Christmas! But for now, we are just going to have to settle for a gray and smoggy winter. Although sometimes I can't tell the difference between fog and smog. Yeah, we're screwed.

Okay...this is awkward

It's the thought that counts douchebag!

Traumatized for life

Merry Christmas!

Christmas is finally here! And yet, I still can't open any presents! Arg! The only downside of family tradition is when the family isn't around to be a part of it so everything is placed on hiatus. While everyone else is already opening their presents, my family have to wait 5 additional days until we get to have the joy of ripping apart our poorly wrapped gifts and filling our recycle bin to over max capacity. I think the only big downside about holidays is that most food joints are closed so where am I suppose to go to fill my little tummy huh!? You know what? Christmas sucks big white frosty donut buns! Hmph!

Santa to the rescue! Er, maybe not.

Santa gave me a bag of crap? WTF!

Multiple Uses of Tape

You have one day left to finish your Christmas shopping and wrap all of your gifts. After Christmas, it is most likely that your roll of tape would be off hibernating for another year. Tape is so useful that it should be included in our daily lives. I hardly use any tape and when I do need some there's never any around so that is pretty annoying. I always knew you could make art out of tape since you see artists making art out of rubberbands. If you didn't know, there's an artist in Japan that makes art out of nothing but tape. It takes him 2 years to complete one sculpture so I wonder how much his artwork fetches for him to live off from one sale every 2 years. He's only 22 year old and his tape art is so intense that it is causing him health problems. Who knew tape was so dang serious? The joy of tape.

A mummy made out of tape!

Please Leave Your Dang Kids At Home

Today's experience totally reminds me of the reason why I like to do my Christmas shopping early. Sure, the parking is insane and totally packed at the mall so finding a parking space totally won't happen. You have to keep on the look out and seek out your prey. Once you find your long awaited prey, you creep up behind them and follow them closely. Waiting to make your move and then you pounce on their parking space before any other vultures try to sneak in for your kill, I mean spot. Parking is annoying, but the slow crowds especially the ones with the kids and elderly just totally peeves me. The mall is crowded enough so why would you drag your kids with you and their strollers? Besides, it's not like your kids even want to be there shopping for hours straight anyways. Shopping is a dang sport so you better keep up with the pace or move out of the way! It just makes me want to ram them down and stomp all over them for getting in my way. It's just like driving, you're driving at top speeds and then suddenly wham! A super slow car gets in your way. It just makes you want to just go WHAM!

Santa loves speed

Christmas All Year Long

Christmas is my favorite time of the year and it's not all about receiving gifts and what not because no one ever gives me anything anyways because I'm not loved. *Sniffles* I love Christmas because it just gets you in the mood to give, give , give! Especially with all the knocked down prices everywhere and you know me, I just love a bargain! Every year, right after Thanksgiving we would always put the Christmas tree up and there would already be presents underneath it but this year we put the tree up even before Thanksgiving. I just love acting like Santa except I don't have the big belly and red and white suit and a beard, or maybe I do. Last year, my good deed of the season made at least 2 people happy. I donated my hair to Locks of Love so I no longer look like Cousin It and I gave the hair stylist a hefty tip. Well, they better be happy otherwise I just might have to snatch everything back and say "It's MINE!"

The fat man is here to stay dawg