Merry Christmas!

Christmas is finally here! And yet, I still can't open any presents! Arg! The only downside of family tradition is when the family isn't around to be a part of it so everything is placed on hiatus. While everyone else is already opening their presents, my family have to wait 5 additional days until we get to have the joy of ripping apart our poorly wrapped gifts and filling our recycle bin to over max capacity. I think the only big downside about holidays is that most food joints are closed so where am I suppose to go to fill my little tummy huh!? You know what? Christmas sucks big white frosty donut buns! Hmph!

Santa to the rescue! Er, maybe not.

Santa gave me a bag of crap? WTF!

Multiple Uses of Tape

You have one day left to finish your Christmas shopping and wrap all of your gifts. After Christmas, it is most likely that your roll of tape would be off hibernating for another year. Tape is so useful that it should be included in our daily lives. I hardly use any tape and when I do need some there's never any around so that is pretty annoying. I always knew you could make art out of tape since you see artists making art out of rubberbands. If you didn't know, there's an artist in Japan that makes art out of nothing but tape. It takes him 2 years to complete one sculpture so I wonder how much his artwork fetches for him to live off from one sale every 2 years. He's only 22 year old and his tape art is so intense that it is causing him health problems. Who knew tape was so dang serious? The joy of tape.

A mummy made out of tape!

Christmas All Year Long

Christmas is my favorite time of the year and it's not all about receiving gifts and what not because no one ever gives me anything anyways because I'm not loved. *Sniffles* I love Christmas because it just gets you in the mood to give, give , give! Especially with all the knocked down prices everywhere and you know me, I just love a bargain! Every year, right after Thanksgiving we would always put the Christmas tree up and there would already be presents underneath it but this year we put the tree up even before Thanksgiving. I just love acting like Santa except I don't have the big belly and red and white suit and a beard, or maybe I do. Last year, my good deed of the season made at least 2 people happy. I donated my hair to Locks of Love so I no longer look like Cousin It and I gave the hair stylist a hefty tip. Well, they better be happy otherwise I just might have to snatch everything back and say "It's MINE!"

The fat man is here to stay dawg