I Couldn't Resist My Urges

Yes, it's true.  I couldn't resist my urges, my lust, my desires.  The dirty thoughts overwhelmed my senses of rationality and made me succumbed to my inner demon.  Although I shouldn't be blaming myself because I am only human and humans are born with desires that needs to be fulfilled by pleasurable objects or emotions.  I am human damn it so don't freaking judge me!  So the question is, what did I do?  The answer is simple, I purchased more snow gears but I couldn't resist because I had the chance of receiving a $130 pair of goggles for free plus take care of my Christmas list for my ungrateful siblings.  So don't judge me, skank.

Wait for it...WHAM!

Envy

The History Channel was featuring a show about envy and how it is the 8th sin of the world although we were all brought up to know that there are only 7 sins.  Apparently there was no logic as to why there are 7 sins but there are 7 because the number 7 is a popular pattern to go by so might as well say there are 7 sins.  Go figure.  However, envy is a tool of great magnitude fueled by jealousy of others because it makes you think irrationally and do the unexpected.  They talked about how some dude was the most renown pianist of the time but he was envious of the glory the young Mozart was receiving as a composer.  The dude became a recluse and when Mozart was on his deathbed, he said the dude poisoned him.  Usually when people are envious of someone, they would try to outdo them but in more serious cases people would resort to taking out the competition.

 
Pretty petty!

Sure, we all want to be the best in something although it is optimal if we were the best in all things but that would be the best of all possible worlds and a bit too idealistic because no one is perfect.  However, most people can be open and willing to discuss their envy about most things except for intimate things.  Things that happens in the bedroom is a bit too taboo to talk about with others because they are either ashamed or confident but mostly ashamed because when it comes to the bedroom most people are either such good liars to themselves or such good actors! 

I wouldn't want to solve it after looking at her mug eww~

It is time that we should be content with what we have instead of yearning about what we don't have because keeping up with the Jones is a bit tiring and in the long run it doesn't make you any happier.  Being envious is normal but we should all learn to not act on it even if you don't think somebody deserves what they have.  Trying to tamper with the flow is just asking for trouble.  Just be happy!

GO GO POWER RANGER!

Bush Will Be Missed

It's kind of weird seeing Bush gone, I mean who are we suppose to make fun of now? Bush has been the butt of the joke for so long and apparently it's taboo to bag on Obama as if it's a sin. How are we suppose to humor ourselves now? Clinton had blowgate, Bush had modified engrish, Obama has...Absolutely nothing besides the fact that he has a terrorist name and isn't white. Come on, Hussein Barack Obama? If that doesn't screams out terrorist then Michael Jackson isn't a pedo. Obama's presidency is going to be so boring! No presidential scandals, no idiocy, no nothing! Ugh!

But I'm the big b dub yo