Merry Christmas 2010!

We actually opened our presents a day early because my parents went to Vegas today and everyone didn't really feel like waiting until Sunday night for them to come home.  Originally we planned on going boarding on Christmas but since my parents took the suv to Vegas, we are out of a car to drive to the slopes.  None of our other cars can carry all our gears and 5 people plus we would need to buy another set of chains for whichever car we would take so we decided to scrap that idea.  I also wanted to go to a archery and shooting range too but I doubt any place would be open on Christmas and I'm sure the guys would rather go out in the desert to shoot for free anyways.  So, all I know that we are going to do tomorrow is go to my cousin's house for lunch then after that is undecided as of now.

Dogs for sale!


Front half of the tree


Tearing it up!


Open sesame~

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

FluffyDogTV

Yes, I am crazy. 


Rawr I'm a tiger!


Oh noes, I'm a cow please don't eat me!


Ninja puff ball!

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My Mom Kicked Me Out

Relatives from Australia came over to visit before they head to SF then Hawaii so my mom kicked her kids and the dogs out of the house for no apparently reason because they didn't even sleep in my room and they were actually excited to see my dogs.  My mom acts as if my relatives from Australia are more rich and glamorous than royalty and affluent people, which I guess they can be considering how easy it is to be rich in Australia.  Apparently you can have a family of 4 and make 80 grand a year and still be on welfare but their welfare is no joke either because they get 4 to 6 grand a month for welfare.  It pays to be poor!  So obviously most of my relatives in Australia are retired at such an early age and their kids are mostly lawyers or pharmacists.  They may be rich as hell but they suck at giving presents, not even a shirt!  Another wave of Australian relatives are coming on Friday so once again my mom is probably going to kick us out again.  I do admit their Vietnamese accent is pretty weird. 

Free BOA replacements for life!


Double ply Session jacket for older brother


My last purchase of the season: Burton gloves and socks

Survival of the Fittest

Charles Darwin's theory of survival of the fittest states that only the strong will survive and as for the weak, they must adapt or face death.  It's kind of ironic for purebred animals then especially pets like dogs because they're so mixed in their gene pool of purity that you can call it inbreeding.  You could possibly be breeding your pet with its sibling and never even know it unless you run a thorough DNA test because dogs aren't able to say hey dude I can't do the nasty with that hussy because she's my sister or cousin or even momma.  Due to this desire to keep the bloodline pure, these pets suffer from many diseases so wouldn't this purity be associated more with weakness?  My dear Puffy isn't even a purebred and yet she is born so weak and she is costing me so much money! 

Survival of the fittest baby!


Vavavavaroom!

She Did It Again!

God damn it, my dumb mama butchered my dogs again!  I had a feeling she was about to do it again but I was just too busy to protect my babies from her kung fu grip.  The damn woman never freaking learns!  She is ignorant of the freaking breed of the dogs which specifically requires them to have a mustache to look the part and most of all long fur.  I hate having to be forced to love such ugly little things.  My mama hates me.

Oh, what a work out!

"Children are like wet cement.  Whatever falls on them makes an impression."
Haim Ginott

Aggressive Fuzzballs

My 2 hairy balls are the cutest fuzzballs of them all but sheesh, they can be so damn aggressive!  If you get into their private space then they will go all out and attack the heck out of you.  They are small and so lovable and playful so you wouldn't expect them to be so aggressive so it is pretty funny to see them scare the bejeebus out of much larger dogs.  I love my little fuzzballs!  Dogs are just the best because they are man's best friend after all.  No matter what, they will always remain loyal to you even if you disappear for years.  They still know who their master is.  Even if you beat the crap out of them, they still love you.  They will never betray you.  Dogs are just the best.  I don't need friends...sniffs. 

 
LAWLZ!

"Goals are dreams with deadlines."
Diana Scharf Hunt

WTF She Did It Again!

As you know by now, my mother has the tendency to mess with my dogs and butcher them while I am away from home.  So once again, I came home to hideous looking things that were formerly cute furry little dogs.  This time is by the far the worse ever because they freaking look like opossums or even the ugly squirrel that's always trying to get his nut in Ice Age.  The retarded thing is that she complains about their mustache fur being dirty and what not but that's all her damn fault for leaving out rice for them to eat and we all know how sticky rice can be.  Ugh, that dumb woman!

Picture perfect

My Lifeline Is Cut

I am so pissed off!  My dumb baby dog chewed up my internet cable wire!  Now everything connected to the router in my room is completely disconnected from the internet so now I can't use my desktop, laptop, and network printer.  I have to use wireless now to connect to the internet on my laptop which I really dislike because wireless internet connectivity isn't as reliable as hard line.  I really don't understand my dog because her mom and dad are so freaking smart and are well behaved but she's so dang dumb!  I know my little baby is probably thinking to herself that she's no daughter of hers.  So my oldest brother patched up the cable but of course that little trouble maker ended up chewing up the repairs too!  Arg!

There is no hope in the world!

Professional Dog Walker

I am so not a professional dog walker dude.  I haven't walked any of my dogs in months so I decided to take them all for a walk.  Instead of taking them one at a time, I decided to take all 3 at once.  It did not work so well because one dog has no self control and doesn't care for choking itself, while the other one is going on a walk for the first time so is constantly running back and forth and tangling the lines, while the last one is trying to pace itself but keeps getting caught up in the other two dog's line.  It was horrible!

:)

I Shaved My Sheep

It has come to that time again for me to pull out the pair of hair clippers from out of the cabinets and oil up the blades for some hot clipping action.  My puffy white sheep with her puffy curly white fur.  I clipped and clipped and a hour later the task is done.  I have a sink full of fur and that white little fur ball of a dog is no more.  All I can see now is the frail little skeleton that was hiding underneath all that fur.  I have stripped my dog naked once again.

Or lick her ha~

Hide Your Scissors

Please keep your scissors away from my mom because she has the tendency to use them against your request.  I prefer dogs to have a mustache like both of my dogs because it gives them a sense of character whereas my mom prefers dogs without a mustache because it makes them look too hairy.  Often I come home to find that my dogs are missing their mustaches and obviously I know who the mustache bandit is.  A couple of days ago, while I was bathing one of my dog, my mom snucked into the bathroom and started trimming my other dog's mustache off.  I yelled at her and called my dog to come over to me but no my mom had her kung fu grip on my poor little dog that she couldn't escape.  It was awful!  Her mustache is now trimmed and it's as if I don't even know her anymore.  My mom needs to stop terrorizing my dogs and go bother her other daughter or something.

That's what she said

Stop Pooping Gosh

I just want to make a phone call to animal control and have them come to my neighborhood and impound some of the neighbor's dogs that keep on running around on their own.  There's only one that I dislike in particular because it is a big ugly dog that keeps on leaving a big surprise for us on our front lawn.  There are a few little dogs that come around too but they're small so I can just field goal them.  Muhahaha!  People should really keep their ugly dogs inside and away from public view but not just dogs but their ugly kids as well.

Dogs needs protection too

My Puppy Is A Cow

My little retarded puppy is basically a cow in disguised because underneath all of her soft long fur is nothing but black spots.  I'm like what the hell because she certainly doesn't it get it from her momma nor from her daddy unless...Gasps!  Could it be?  Could my little darling angel been fornicating with someone other than her boyfriend?  Shocked!  Okay, maybe not because my puppy does look like her daddy and nothing like her momma.  Stupid cow.

Eww doggy drool~

Dumb Dog Keeps On Snoring

I really do not see why anyone would want a dog with a smashed up face like a pug or whatever other dog there is with a face like that.  One, they're hideously ugly.  Two, they snore so damn loud!  My brother's dog is mixed with a pug so his dog has that butt ugly face and even worse is that it snores so much.  He neglects his dog so his dog is always sneaking into my room to sleep but most of the time I always end up tossing her out because she snores so much.  I would always have to call her name just to wake her so she can change position to subdue her snoring but sometimes she just won't stop snoring so I get annoyed and just toss her out.  I can't stand sleeping in the same room as anyone that snores period.

Poor freak of nature

I Don't Like Pussies

I don't know about you but I do not like pussies at all because they're so creepy to me. I am a dog person and always have been. Although sometimes I think my dog is a little confused and forgets she is a dog because she likes to jump and climb up on top of the sofa to sleep. But dogs are man's best friend after all even though they may poo and pee in your house or even on you! Once when my dog was a puppy, she peed on my little brother's leg. Score!

Ever heard of dogs using the toilet? I have

Hairy Guests of Honor

Thanksgiving feast at my house went pretty well actually and am glad that everyone was actually having fun. There's always something for everyone at mi casa. Food, booze and a big screen tv screening football in the garage for the men, DDR and Warcraft for the kids, gossip and Vietnamese movies for the OG ladies, booze and poker for the youngsters. But the biggest surprise to everyone were the guests of honor. Everyone brought their furry little dogs which stole everyone's heart and food. Good times.

Ya heard!