Kids Are Straight Up Thugs

It's funny how all people think that kids are so damn innocent and don't know what evil or sex is but they really do!  Kids are the most perverted and horny people of all because they are curious.  One of my nephew who shall not be named is getting a little too curious about his body and can't seem to keep his hands out of his pants and I do mean underpants.  He's not even close to puberty yet but feeling horny is not for older people, it's for everyone young or old.  So the next time you look at your precious little angel, remember they are nothing but little horn dogs.  But not only are they horny, they're damn right evil.  Recently in Vietnam, my cousin's 5 year old son was jumped and held down by a 7 year old kid so he could jack his gold necklace.  The older kid told the little boy that if he told anyone that he jacked him then he would slit the little boy's throat.  The father beat the little boy to get an answer out of him but he wouldn't say because of fear that the older boy would come back to kill him.  Finally the father went to the jewelers to see if anyone had tried to pawn the necklace and someone did.  The boy went to pawn the necklace right after the incident and told the jeweler he found it so give him some damn money.  So they reported the incident and the older boy's parents had to pay a fine and beat the crap out of their son.  It's pretty hard to pull off a crime especially with jewelery on the island because there's only a few jewelers out there.  Kids just aren't what you expect them to be.

My pet Rex.

""If you can accept losing, you cant' win."
Vince Lombardi

Real Love Can Wait

How do you know when someone's love is genuine?  You really can't but you can make a decent guess.  Some people think that for a love to be real, you have to be spontaneous and crazy and just rush into things, but that's not love, that's just hormones.  The reason why it's hormones is because after everything is said and done, you will realize that you're screwed because your mind was clouded and lost in the moment that you both didn't think things through.  Sure, the excitement will last for awhile but since everything was so rushed, you have built a life together so fast but what's next?  You're young but you can't do anything because now you're married with kids, have debt up the ying yang, a mortgage, and a low paying job.  You may think you're happy now but years down the line, you will see that you wasted your life by trying to start it so early.  If you really love someone then you would do everything to give them the world, but you can't give them much if you have no real foundation to build on.  I have noticed a trend in high school sweet hearts, who have dated for about a decade or more.  The ones who did not go further in life by going to college or a technical school, they are the ones who either have low paying jobs if they have a job at all or have kids that they cannot handle or both and are usually married right after high school.  Whereas the ones who did go to college tend to finish school and find a high paid job and work a few years before even thinking about planning the wedding and having kids because before they make the next leap, they would have the time and money to live for themselves and enjoy life before moving onto the next chapter in life.  I just think having kids when you're young isn't a measure of love but more of a means to lock someone down so they cannot escape you but that's not love, that's just pathetic and plain crazy.

Horn dog!

"The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender."
Vince Lombardi

Beat Your Kids

American kids nowadays are out of control and do not respect their elders and the reason for that is because in America you cannot beat your own damn kids!  Without physical punishment kids do not fear or respect their parents because there is nothing to fear.  Sure, their parents will yell and ground them and what not but that really doesn't do anything because they will get their privileges back soon after.  But if you beat your kids then they won't dare cause any trouble because they don't want to feel the pain and that is why kids in foreign countries excel in school since they don't want a beat down from their parents for failing school.  Here, parents would be like try your best and if you do bad then the worst they can do is ground you or take away your cell phone.  You must beat your kids for their own good so they can grow up to be the best they can be! 

Haha!

Kids Are Perverts

I wonder why is it that kids are so perverted and luckily for them they can get away with their perversion just because they are kids and supposedly do not know any better.  For instance, they can go around grabbing people's boobs, ass, and even cooch and their victims would laugh it off but if an older person would do the same then we would be faced with an angry look and even a slap across the face.  But if you're a pervert when as a kid then would you become an even more pervert when you're grown up?  Is perversion in your genes or just in your pants? 

Good to know...

Playgrounds Are Dangerous

Has anyone ever noticed at how dangerous playgrounds are?  Kids can basically injure themselves while playing on just about anything.  Kids are dumb so it is bound to happen.  You can send your kid off to play and have them come back with new battle wounds.  The playground is not a place of fun, but a place of misfortunate injures.  Might as well place a knife in their little hands and tell them to go have fun.  Yes, I am traumatized for life ever since that frightful day in kindergarden...

 
Adults aren't helping the cause either

Kids Should Stop Growing

One of the downfall about kids is that they will grow! Growing is fine and all but it sucks to be the one having to pay for all of their crap only to find out they will outgrow everything that you bought them in a year or two. Sure, you can go ghetto and buy oversized things and tell them that they can grow into it but too bad you can't really do that nowadays considering the in style is skin tight. I think the thing that pisses me off the most about kids growing in height is with sports equipment especially full body sports. It is snowboarding season and apparently my non midget of a little sister has outgrown all of her snowboarding gears.

Here's a sample of our discussion:

Me: Don't tell me we have to buy her a new pair of boots too.
Bro: I don't know, she has to try it on and see.
Me: You know, it's all your fault for letting her grow!
Bro: Don't blame me! It's your fault for feeding her!
Me: *Gasps* I did no such thing! I would never feed her! She gets no food from me!

Listen to your mama and stop growing! Nyuuu!

Please Leave Your Dang Kids At Home

Today's experience totally reminds me of the reason why I like to do my Christmas shopping early. Sure, the parking is insane and totally packed at the mall so finding a parking space totally won't happen. You have to keep on the look out and seek out your prey. Once you find your long awaited prey, you creep up behind them and follow them closely. Waiting to make your move and then you pounce on their parking space before any other vultures try to sneak in for your kill, I mean spot. Parking is annoying, but the slow crowds especially the ones with the kids and elderly just totally peeves me. The mall is crowded enough so why would you drag your kids with you and their strollers? Besides, it's not like your kids even want to be there shopping for hours straight anyways. Shopping is a dang sport so you better keep up with the pace or move out of the way! It just makes me want to ram them down and stomp all over them for getting in my way. It's just like driving, you're driving at top speeds and then suddenly wham! A super slow car gets in your way. It just makes you want to just go WHAM!

Santa loves speed