Baby Shower Fail

Recently we went to a relative's baby shower which pretty much was pretty unexpected because it was poorly planned and just thrown out there.  The to be parents forgot to include the sex of the baby and the registry information on the invitations so only one of my cousin's family actually bought something from the registry because no one else knew about it.  It was funny because they came lugging in a huge box; it was either a baby stroller/carrier or a carrier because I didn't really look at the picture on the box.  I guess it was understandable because this is their first baby and first time doing a baby shower, but if they fail at this then imagine when they decide to have a wedding.  His sister's kid is a big mouth pimp!  He just talks non stop and went around asking if anyone knew any 8 year old girls and if they did then they should tell them to give him a call.  He went on saying he needs more girlfriends and he just divorced his wife haha.  I can imagine him knocking up a bunch of girls when he hits puberty.  Although it's kind of sad because I don't think any of the kids are actually married except for the one brother who's about to have a baby but the rest of the sisters are all mothers long ago and their boyfriends and baby's daddies are pretty ghetto looking.  Although one guest did surprised me a little because he's young but his babies' mama looks like someone's aunt or mom because her taste in style is just plain old so I was like what the hell!  This guy is with her?!  Crazy!

Art, there's just no explanation for it.

"Destiny is no matter of chance.  It is a matter of choice.  It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved."
William Jennings Bryan

Tell Your Kids To Get Back Into Your Womb

Drama, drama, drama!  It just peeves me to know that some families are so dysfunctional and crazy!  My older brother's friend's family just lost their house all because of the mom's dumb boyfriend, who decided to not pay the bills anymore without telling anyone.  So the story is they bought the house 10 years ago in his name only and apparently he's younger than her and has a gambling problem.  About 2 years ago, he secretly pulled out over 200k out of the house and probably used it all up gambling.  About a few months ago, his personality started to change and complained about money and how the kids needs to get jobs.  Finally the bank came with an eviction letter and that's when everyone knew what had happened and dude everyone was pissed because by that time it was too late to do anything about it since the bank already sold the house and it's not like they didn't have the money to pay it all.  You can say it was a cruel way to break up because there goes all the years of paying off the house.  It's the freaking boyfriend's fault that this is all happening but 4 out of 5 of her kids are blaming her because they're all retarded.  My brother's friend is the oldest and he knows what's happening and is trying to hold his family together but they're just all too crazy and wants to beat the crap out of the boyfriend.  The eldest sister who I went to high school with left home after high school with her boyfriend and is recently married.  Her boyfriend being the youngest in his family, his mom bought them a house in San Jose or whatever so he can live near her so that's where they went.  She hardly calls her mom but when she does all she does is brag about how much money they have and yet knowing that her family is going to be on the streets she refuses to help because they're planning on buying a second house which just might be from their own hard work this time.  Talk about being an ungrateful child.  The second oldest daughter is just plain crazy and left home after high school and moved with her boyfriend to Texas until he went to prison and will stay there for a very long time.  She came back and did nothing but blame the mom so the brother got so mad and was about to beat her ass so she left and went back to Texas the next day.  The youngest daughter who went to school with my little brother turned lesbo and left home after high school to be with her girlfriend in Capital Hill in Washington.  She's never coming back and of course blames the mom for what's going on too.  The youngest son who is the only son of the mom's boyfriend which is why he was the only kid that he cared about out of all of them is so spoiled and in his own world that he blames the mom for everything.  This is why I don't want kids because you can give them the world and they can give you complete crap.  Wouldn't it just be easy to just shove them back in your womb like a return if you're not satisfied with them?  Stupid kids.

Anywho, on a less angry note, I can't wait to go boarding again this season!  The storms this year is just so great!  I wished I was a kid when I first boarded because it's so much easier to learn as a kid.  The reason is because your board is so small so it's light and you move slow.  My little nephew and niece can do black diamond with ease.  Plus, since you're so short you are not afraid to fall and hurt yourself but when you're older you are cautious because breaking a bone will mean no work so no play.  My brother's friend just broke his wrist and hurt his tailbone while trying a jump, whereas one of my cousin hurt her tailbone because a skier ran her over haha.  Although I wanted to slap this stupid girl for her dumb comment last time at Mt High.  Her friends were saying how it's a good idea to wear a helmet for safety but she was like who cares so they said she'll care when she goes to the hospital and her response was who cares because it's not like she's going to pay for it so her friends responded with but her parents will.  It's important to think of safety because you never know especially when you're speeding down and someone runs into you.  Anyways, this noob video can make anyone's day but then again any video with anyone getting hurt or making a complete fool of themselves is hilarious.

Move Out of the Way Bitch!

I hate it when people freaking loiter or sit around in front of the lift where you get off from the chair lift because they are in the freaking damn way!  If you fall down then move your ass out of the way or get run over!  It's simple as that.  People need room to board down a little after getting off the chair.  Freaking dumb nubs.  I didn't get any bruises from attempting any jumps on the ramps but I did get some pretty bad bruises from the nubcakes standing in the way in front of the lifts unloading area because of them I fell down on my bindings which freaking hurts.  I have a bad one of my right shin and a really bad one on the back of my right thigh.  It's still not as bad as the other bruise that I got on the back of my thigh from Mammoth but still bad enough.  So with that being said, move out of the damn way!

Remember playing that when you were young?

"Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible."
Anonymous

Returning to Mt High After 10 Years

The first time I ever went snowboarding was at Mt High and it was pretty much crap.  Finally after so many years, I finally went back and will probably never ever go back there ever again.  The parking was so insane because there's hardly any parking spaces and the snow plow man didn't plow enough snow so you can park on the side of the highway.  So on Saturday, we left at 7 AM and a 30 minute drive to the resort turned out to be 4 hours because it was just that packed especially since they had fresh powder snow!  After we spent the time trying to get up there and digging snow out from under the car and trying to get unstuck from the snow, my brothers decided to just give up and head back...minutes later my friend texted me that they opened new spots to park.  God damn it!  So we tried again on Sunday and this time left at 6 AM and even then the first park's parking lot was already full.  The fresh powder snow was all gone so it was just compact powder which was okay but I wanted to try doing jumps and fresh powder would have been a great cushion.  Although Sunday was less crowded, it was still too crowded for my taste because I am used to less people and way bigger resorts.  I did see some interesting things there though but not enough to ever want to come back for more.  I saw a guy in a trench coat with a matching fedora hat hitting the slopes, a boarder wearing boxing gloves, a midget boarding, the most amount of black people on the slopes ever, random jerks throwing snowballs at random people passing by, and a ghetto trailer trash fight, which was pretty pathetic because they were beating up on much younger kids and hitting from behind the back.  I did catch the fight on film so I will post that some other time.  I did try doing jumps but ate it a few times because it was so crowded that people just get in your damn way.  Mt High people just don't have any courtesy.  Random people hit my board so many times and didn't even give a heads up or a simple sorry.  I will never go boarding alongside Walmart shoppers again, they're just too damn ghetto.

Squirtle!

""How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes!"
Maya Angelou

The Urge To Snowboard

So last weekend my siblings and pose spent the weekend at Big Bear, but unfortunately for us the real snow fall didn't occur until that night we left.  Holy moly and now there is butt loads of fresh snow due to the rain storm!  Now everyone is tempted to go again this weekend!  I'm tempted to go again but my arm is still bruised from getting hit by one of the pose's board.  *Shakes fist*  It's always fun to board in fresh snow because you can go crazy and fly like superman and still come out perfectly fine. 

Yes!

"Change your thoughts and you change your world."
Norman Vincent Peale

Tornado In California?!

Apparently there is a tornado warning in Southern California, which is pretty crazy because California never gets any tornadoes but not only that Californians do not have basements.  So what are Californians suppose to do in order to protect themselves from the beast of winds?  Apparently we are suppose to find a ditch and cover our heads.  Great...because that would really save your life from powerful winds that can topple buildings.  Behold the mighty power of covering your head!

You're screwed.

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Anonymous

Harry Potter > Twilight

Funny Movies

I'm just not a big fan of Twilight because for one, they make vampires seem pretty lame and Bella is just plain retarded. I mean sure nothing is possible in Harry Potter such as magic but at least their actions and reactions are a bit more realistic than in Twilight. Bella runs around as if she's mentally retarded minus the constant drooling and is awkward with everybody. Seriously, can the characters in Twilight be anymore fake? People just don't talk like that nor do they act like that. I'm Bella and I'm we todded uh dur~