I Couldn't Resist My Urges

Yes, it's true.  I couldn't resist my urges, my lust, my desires.  The dirty thoughts overwhelmed my senses of rationality and made me succumbed to my inner demon.  Although I shouldn't be blaming myself because I am only human and humans are born with desires that needs to be fulfilled by pleasurable objects or emotions.  I am human damn it so don't freaking judge me!  So the question is, what did I do?  The answer is simple, I purchased more snow gears but I couldn't resist because I had the chance of receiving a $130 pair of goggles for free plus take care of my Christmas list for my ungrateful siblings.  So don't judge me, skank.

Wait for it...WHAM!

Getting High

If you could fly, how high would you fly?  Would you fly to your limits or would you fly to a level where you are comfortable?  It would be wonderful to be able to fly and be free.  My father pointed it out that it would be wonderful to be a bird because you can fly anywhere freely and do nothing but to poop on people. 

Really?  Where?

Kleptomaniacs Everywhere!

We live in this world where there are kleptomaniacs everywhere we go. There is no longer a safe place for you to leave anything unattended. Little bro man resides in an apartment complex, where you basically have to put everything on lock and key otherwise the instant that you turn away swoosh, it's gone! The manager did give a warning to never leave your garage door lock unlocked and to always lock your garage door but little did we know how serious the warning really was! There was an instance where little bro man left the garage door open because he had to go somewhere for a bit and was going to be back in an instant. When he came back, some hispanics were already trying to claim his garage! They were packing their stuff in as if it was theirs so once little bro man came back, they started to take their stuff back. Today, someone totally stole his garage! Little bro man's lock is gone and someone else's lock in on. The brightside of it all is that the managers are going to give him a closer garage and with a new garage door. Sheesh, kleptomania seriously.

Did I hear free?!