Burberry Is Crap

Or maybe my mom just likes to manhandle things?  My mom's Burberry handbag which she probably used for about 3 months is falling apart.  The threading that attaches the handle to the bag to give it a more clasped look is falling apart on one of the handle and one of the leg peg piece on the bottom of the handbag fell off so now I have to go take it to a Burberry store to get it repaired.  I don't even know if the bag is still under warranty because I have no idea when she even bought the bag since she purchased it awhile ago at the Burberry store in Vegas but never used it since until recently.  This is just how luxury brands are, they have no substance.  You pay mega bucks for crap which are just as good as the ones you find in 99 cent stores except with a different label.  Luxury brands do not make any good product, they buy their manufactured goods from the same factory as everyone else except they slap on their label and suddenly the same bag that sells at Old Navy for $9.99 is now selling with a new label for $999 at Burberry.  My parents work in the clothing industry and the same thing applies there so that's why my parents are very picky when they buy clothes because they know the quality and the different label mark ups.  Basically, know your crap before you buy!

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree eh?

Purse You

I really don't see the point in bring a purse to school especially when you are carrying a backpack as well.  I see some girls at school carrying a backpack, handbag, laptop, and an accessory whether it is a cup of coffee or a cell phone.  It looks as if they are going camping in class or something.  Carrying all that stuff would only make you have a higher chance of losing them because you have so much stuff to pack up and carry that you sometimes forget one or the other then you're screwed.  For instance, a girl stupidly left her purse in class until 15 minutes later she remembered and came back to collect her bag of crap.  I could of went yoink and jacked her wallet or car keys or whatever is inside her bag.  Come on people, leave your junk at home.

Get away from me~

Stale Bag of Chips

I do enjoy eating chips especially hot Cheetos which is pretty much the only kind of spicy food that I eat because I am weak sauce. My only issue with chips is that after you open it, you either have to finish it or let it go stale because no matter how you seal it, the freshness is gone! I just hate eating chips that aren't fresh anymore. The crisped crunch just isn't there anymore. It's not healthy to eat a whole bag of chips in one day but I can't help it! It's just calling my name! Eat me...Eat me...Like seriously! They should really do something about this staleness. Where are the Fresh Chips Foundation of America when you need them? Sheesh!

What a delightful bag of crap you got there

Merry Christmas!

Christmas is finally here! And yet, I still can't open any presents! Arg! The only downside of family tradition is when the family isn't around to be a part of it so everything is placed on hiatus. While everyone else is already opening their presents, my family have to wait 5 additional days until we get to have the joy of ripping apart our poorly wrapped gifts and filling our recycle bin to over max capacity. I think the only big downside about holidays is that most food joints are closed so where am I suppose to go to fill my little tummy huh!? You know what? Christmas sucks big white frosty donut buns! Hmph!

Santa to the rescue! Er, maybe not.

Santa gave me a bag of crap? WTF!