Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Quality vs Quantity

What qualifies a person to be labeled as a slut? Is it the number of people she banged? Or is it her level of easiness to bang? Or perhaps a combination of both? If we take those qualities into consideration then what about the people who have been in a series of failed relationships? Would society label them as sluts because they have been and laid so many people? Or would society turn a blind eye and say those sexual partners don't count towards the slut meter since they were in a relationship? What if you're in a different relationship every year or even every quarter? The numbers would surely stack up to slut status wouldn't it? The average man would have more sexual partners over their lifetime than the average woman and yet it's always the woman that society talks about as the sleazy ho bag. What kind of a ho are you?
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Tuesday, August 28, 2012

The Oblivious Slut

I do enjoy a good game of people watching because it's always fun to watch people and analyze their behavior in an attempt to assess their life style and everyday behaviors. We all like a good tease, you know the lively person that's always messing around and making innuendo jokes, but you know you're not likely going to tap that ass at the end of the night. However, is it still the same atmosphere if the tease was the infamous town's dirty skank? Highly not because it wouldn't be a tease anymore because at the end of the night, you're likely gonna take that piece of ass home and wake up with crabs and possibly other surprises in the morning. So what makes the difference between the two cockteases? The level of innocence. But how far can one go before one crosses the boundary of moral acceptance? If the branded slut grinds up on her best friend's man then the best friend would more than likely flip out and call her out on it because we all know what type of woman she is, a whore. But is the level of sluttiness really the issue here or is it morally wrong to do the bump and grind with your best friend's man? Would the best friend be acceptable of the circumstance if the grinder in question was not a slut or would it still be morally wrong? Or is it morally acceptable for everyone to just rub up against everyone and just let loose? Nah, there are boundaries in society and if crossed, it brings awkwardness and sometimes even disgust regardless of the offender's awareness of the violation or not. There are some things you should do and some things you should refrain from doing because your act may be innocent but it could possibly carry a different message to other people. You could just brush off what I just said but you really shouldn't especially if the people that it affects is your own group of peers. Try to think before you act because for every action, there will always be a reaction.
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Sunday, December 12, 2010

Dragon Roll & Sex Dolls

I took my little sister to Little Tokyo for her first time because she was never able to go since she always had some kind of extracurricular activity to tend to.  We only went to the plaza and the village because I had to go work on the rental house after my brother got off work.  We bought a few things here and there and ate at the sushi joint in the village.  One thing for sure is that it pays to shop around because a lot of the items a nearby shop will also sell but for much cheaper.  There was one shop we wandered into that had some pretty wacky stuff but we weren't expecting the items they had upstairs.  Apparently the women section of the clothing shop was located upstairs and but they offered more than just attire for the ladies, there were a bunch of blown up sex dolls up there too!  There was a lookalike Britney Spears with the open mouth feature so you can make out with her in an epic tongue battle and other females in various positions.  Needless to say, we didn't buy anything from there.


Dragon roll~



  Look into me eyes~

Monday, January 4, 2010

Kids Are Straight Up Thugs

It's funny how all people think that kids are so damn innocent and don't know what evil or sex is but they really do!  Kids are the most perverted and horny people of all because they are curious.  One of my nephew who shall not be named is getting a little too curious about his body and can't seem to keep his hands out of his pants and I do mean underpants.  He's not even close to puberty yet but feeling horny is not for older people, it's for everyone young or old.  So the next time you look at your precious little angel, remember they are nothing but little horn dogs.  But not only are they horny, they're damn right evil.  Recently in Vietnam, my cousin's 5 year old son was jumped and held down by a 7 year old kid so he could jack his gold necklace.  The older kid told the little boy that if he told anyone that he jacked him then he would slit the little boy's throat.  The father beat the little boy to get an answer out of him but he wouldn't say because of fear that the older boy would come back to kill him.  Finally the father went to the jewelers to see if anyone had tried to pawn the necklace and someone did.  The boy went to pawn the necklace right after the incident and told the jeweler he found it so give him some damn money.  So they reported the incident and the older boy's parents had to pay a fine and beat the crap out of their son.  It's pretty hard to pull off a crime especially with jewelery on the island because there's only a few jewelers out there.  Kids just aren't what you expect them to be.


My pet Rex.

""If you can accept losing, you cant' win."
Vince Lombardi

Thursday, December 24, 2009

7 Types of Sex

There are 7 types of sex

 
Indeed

"The past always looks better than it was because it isn't here."
Finley Peter Dunne

Friday, November 13, 2009

Lock It Up!

I think the safety precautions you take to protect your PC and vice versa should be the same with your own drawers.  Everyone should have an adequate and up to date firewall on their PC in order to prevent viruses much like how people should use protection when they have sex in order to prevent std.  I mean if you're always going to go on without using any protection then you are bound to be ass raped and full of viruses.  The only difference between the PC and you is that with a PC you can always reformat your system and start all over but with you, you're not fortunately to hit the reset button and start over because once you're screwed then you're screwed for life. 


Lock it up!

"Many o life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up."

Thomas Edison


Saturday, September 19, 2009

Make Up Is Key

I kind of feel sorry for guys but then again they're the ones that get themselves into these kinds of situations so it's really their fault for thinking with the wrong head.  As we all know, make up can do a great deal on most girls.  But when do girls put on the loads of make up to cover up their hideousness?  When they go out looking for a mate and that is also when guys go out looking for a quick bang and maybe a short relationship.  So the guy finds a hottie and decides to go in for the deal so after swooping her up and knocking boots, the poor sucker finally sees the real her and pukes himself because he just banged a freaking beast!  O M G put that make up back on right?  Haha. 


Oh no he didn't!

Friday, July 10, 2009

Only In Japan Everything Is Kawaii~

Only in Japan,  you can find anything that's usually not associated with cuteness be cute!  We have the lovable cartoon critters hugging a blown up balloon but it's not a  box for balloons or anything of a furry fuzzy animal unless you have the ol' natural crotch fuzz because the box is for condoms!  What the hell Japan!  How can you turn something erotic and sexual into something so darn cute!  It is kawaii time!  How do you expect a gaijin to purchase a box of condoms when the box shows nothing related to hot sweaty sex?  I remember back in Japan, the guys were asking the director of the program where are the condoms located because they couldn't find any!  But little did they know, it was the cute little box which did not contain animal crackers. 


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Only in Japan can they make it sound so cute~