Showing posts with label ho. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ho. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Quality vs Quantity

What qualifies a person to be labeled as a slut? Is it the number of people she banged? Or is it her level of easiness to bang? Or perhaps a combination of both? If we take those qualities into consideration then what about the people who have been in a series of failed relationships? Would society label them as sluts because they have been and laid so many people? Or would society turn a blind eye and say those sexual partners don't count towards the slut meter since they were in a relationship? What if you're in a different relationship every year or even every quarter? The numbers would surely stack up to slut status wouldn't it? The average man would have more sexual partners over their lifetime than the average woman and yet it's always the woman that society talks about as the sleazy ho bag. What kind of a ho are you?
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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Asians Are Secret Sluts

It is often said that girls that goes around have a looser hoo hoo from being proded and jammed with various rod shaped objects, therefore, they have a wider thwat.  However, the female sinkhole's girth is dependent on the race because one race is more likely to have a wider entry hole than others.  If this is true then how would one tell if a girl is a low down dirty slut or not?  Really, we can't unless of course she has crabs crawling out of her cave of wonders.  Okay, who am I kidding?  Girls are just plain slutty hoes plain and simple.  But which dominates as the whoriest of them all?  It's the yellow babes of asia of course because they can get away with it.  First of all, asians are known for their tight little punani to be begin with so the feeling is practically boinking a virgin all over no matter how many good loving dickings she received.  Asians may be perceived as innocent but behind that masked facade is one seductress looking for some new sucky sucky.  Run from the yellow plague!  Actually no wait, don't run because I'm yellow too!  *Gasps*


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At least he didn't shit bricks

Friday, April 3, 2009

We Are All Prostitutes

I really don't know what's the big deal about banning prostitution because really we are all whoring ourselves for one thing or another whether we want to admit to it or not.  Like the time when you wanted to shut up your spouse so you banged your lover's brains out so yeah you are a dirty filthy whore you little slut you.  Or the time when you wanted to watch the big game but your lady wanted to go watch a chick flick so you swooned her off her feet and made love to her until she knocked out so you can sneak out to the living to watch the game in peace.  Or the time when you wanted to be showered with gifts from your sugar daddy so you let him tap that ass so you can tap his bank account dry.  Oh yeah, you are dirty.


I'll take the ho pass plz

Monday, March 16, 2009

The Little Things

It is often said that we do not appreciate the little things which is true because in life, things are not little at all since everything is so big.  There's so much to see and do that the little things are often overlooked and discarded away like a cheap ho that you picked up in the clubs.  It is a human instinct to want more and to yearn for more.  Obtaining the goal of anything can not only bring satisfaction but also boredom because once you have what you ever wanted then what's next?  You need a purpose to go on and without a purpose or a goal to achieve then you're lost in mediocrity.



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