Quality vs Quantity

What qualifies a person to be labeled as a slut? Is it the number of people she banged? Or is it her level of easiness to bang? Or perhaps a combination of both? If we take those qualities into consideration then what about the people who have been in a series of failed relationships? Would society label them as sluts because they have been and laid so many people? Or would society turn a blind eye and say those sexual partners don't count towards the slut meter since they were in a relationship? What if you're in a different relationship every year or even every quarter? The numbers would surely stack up to slut status wouldn't it? The average man would have more sexual partners over their lifetime than the average woman and yet it's always the woman that society talks about as the sleazy ho bag. What kind of a ho are you?

The Oblivious Slut

I do enjoy a good game of people watching because it's always fun to watch people and analyze their behavior in an attempt to assess their life style and everyday behaviors. We all like a good tease, you know the lively person that's always messing around and making innuendo jokes, but you know you're not likely going to tap that ass at the end of the night. However, is it still the same atmosphere if the tease was the infamous town's dirty skank? Highly not because it wouldn't be a tease anymore because at the end of the night, you're likely gonna take that piece of ass home and wake up with crabs and possibly other surprises in the morning. So what makes the difference between the two cockteases? The level of innocence. But how far can one go before one crosses the boundary of moral acceptance? If the branded slut grinds up on her best friend's man then the best friend would more than likely flip out and call her out on it because we all know what type of woman she is, a whore. But is the level of sluttiness really the issue here or is it morally wrong to do the bump and grind with your best friend's man? Would the best friend be acceptable of the circumstance if the grinder in question was not a slut or would it still be morally wrong? Or is it morally acceptable for everyone to just rub up against everyone and just let loose? Nah, there are boundaries in society and if crossed, it brings awkwardness and sometimes even disgust regardless of the offender's awareness of the violation or not. There are some things you should do and some things you should refrain from doing because your act may be innocent but it could possibly carry a different message to other people. You could just brush off what I just said but you really shouldn't especially if the people that it affects is your own group of peers. Try to think before you act because for every action, there will always be a reaction.

Face It, You're A Slut

Apparently a cousin's trophy wife from the motherland is a modern hussy.  She may be the prettiest girl from the village or whatever but she's damn right ugly.  She comes to the US and should be thrilled that her in laws bought her a cell phone but she looked down on it and told her husband she wanted an iPhone.  Impoverish girl from the village say what?  Being the loving new husband, he obliged and got her an iPhone.  She gave the other cell phone back and apparently didn't cover up her tracks of infidelity.  She has been texting her ex boyfriend or whatever he is back in Vietnam telling him that she still thinks about him and loves him.  They both denied the affair until there was no denying it anymore.  She pleaded to her mother in law not to tell her family about it and the guy promised not to talk to her anymore.  You just have to feel sorry for the guy because his fear of marrying a foreigner was that what if she never loved him and was using him so she can leave him after she gets her citizenship and this isn't helping.  My mom always said that the people from the island are faithful unlike the mainland people but she just got proved wrong again!

Hug!

"It's choice - not chance - that determines your destiny."
Jean Nidetch

Asians Are Secret Sluts

It is often said that girls that goes around have a looser hoo hoo from being proded and jammed with various rod shaped objects, therefore, they have a wider thwat.  However, the female sinkhole's girth is dependent on the race because one race is more likely to have a wider entry hole than others.  If this is true then how would one tell if a girl is a low down dirty slut or not?  Really, we can't unless of course she has crabs crawling out of her cave of wonders.  Okay, who am I kidding?  Girls are just plain slutty hoes plain and simple.  But which dominates as the whoriest of them all?  It's the yellow babes of asia of course because they can get away with it.  First of all, asians are known for their tight little punani to be begin with so the feeling is practically boinking a virgin all over no matter how many good loving dickings she received.  Asians may be perceived as innocent but behind that masked facade is one seductress looking for some new sucky sucky.  Run from the yellow plague!  Actually no wait, don't run because I'm yellow too!  *Gasps*

At least he didn't shit bricks

We Are All Prostitutes

I really don't know what's the big deal about banning prostitution because really we are all whoring ourselves for one thing or another whether we want to admit to it or not.  Like the time when you wanted to shut up your spouse so you banged your lover's brains out so yeah you are a dirty filthy whore you little slut you.  Or the time when you wanted to watch the big game but your lady wanted to go watch a chick flick so you swooned her off her feet and made love to her until she knocked out so you can sneak out to the living to watch the game in peace.  Or the time when you wanted to be showered with gifts from your sugar daddy so you let him tap that ass so you can tap his bank account dry.  Oh yeah, you are dirty.

I'll take the ho pass plz