Make Up Is Key

I kind of feel sorry for guys but then again they're the ones that get themselves into these kinds of situations so it's really their fault for thinking with the wrong head.  As we all know, make up can do a great deal on most girls.  But when do girls put on the loads of make up to cover up their hideousness?  When they go out looking for a mate and that is also when guys go out looking for a quick bang and maybe a short relationship.  So the guy finds a hottie and decides to go in for the deal so after swooping her up and knocking boots, the poor sucker finally sees the real her and pukes himself because he just banged a freaking beast!  O M G put that make up back on right?  Haha. 

Oh no he didn't!

You're Not Afraid of Commitment, You Just Want To Bang More People

I have a friend who has found the perfect guy that loves her so much and actually cares about what she wants and her feelings. I know, it's shocking to know that there is actually a guy out there like that but this guy is young and pretty successful, he always picks up the tab for the entire table! Isn't he just the perfect guy? He wants to be official but my friend claims to be afraid of commitment because she just got out of a 3 year relationship with her fiance. She always goes on and on about him, but I know she wants to be with him but at the same time I know that she also wants to get down and dirty with more people before she gets tied down again. Although it's not like she can't do the nasty with him, she just wants to bump and grind with no strings attached. It's just one of those things where you always want what you can't have. She always wanted to find true love with the perfect guy but now that she has that she wants to fool around. Freaking chicks, they're just drama.

Wandering hearts...