If I Were A Rapist...

If I was a rapist, would I still rape my succulent victim even if she was wearing some stanky skid marked panties?  I mean, do rapists even care about that?  Should they be worried if living creatures were crawling out of their victim's bush?  It is obvious that rapists do not use protection but who knows what kind of diseases she would have.  A girl with dirty panties are either very dirty, possesses a dirty cooch, enjoys a funky fishy aroma from downstairs, or is damn right diseased.  But then again, if you were to rape someone you wouldn't go staring at their panties in the first place.  You would just jam your rod into their abalone infested cavern of funk.  I wonder if there are any rapists out there that actually target dirty girls because they like 'em some dirty juices.

That is a nice hat.

Mind Boggling

It is mind boggling to think about the secrets of Japanese culture.  Japan is an unique culture that no other culture can compare to.  It consists of its cute side to perverted stuff to super weird stuff.  If  you are an avid anime viewer then you would know how ecchi most anime can be.  We see super short skits and shorts, bouncing melon boobies, panties and bras at every corner.  So the question is, are Japanese really that perverted?  Perversion is a part of their culture in the anime world so are there really panty thieves roaming around the city stealing panties from unsuspecting ramen slurping babes?  I'm sure there are.

Meron Meron~

Another Great Skit

Once again, I came up with an awesome skit in my Japanese class that cracked the class up although they probably didn't understood a thing that was going on except for the terms that I wrote on the board so most likely they were just cracking up whenever I said any of those terms.  Everyone's skit was once again pretty boring so the only funny ones were the ones that used props or tried to act things out but their lines were anything but funny.  My skit didn't have props or anything but the key term itself was funny alone.  I really wanted to say something else but since I didn't know how to say it, I had to keep it simple like so.

A:  Did you work for the lingerie shop last year?
B:  Yes, I am working there now.
A:  Are the panties cheap?
B:  Yes, they are cheap and pretty.
A:  I really love panties.
B:  Oh really?  Do you want to go see?
A:  Really?  Let's go!

We'll see about that!

Dude Looks Like A Lady

So I was at the mall yesterday exchanging a shirt and in comes a couple walking towards the men's jeans section of American Eagle. The girl says outloud, "This is boys jeans," and walks over to the girls section while the guy stayed and looked at the guys section. I could not for the life of me, figure out if the guy was a girl or a boy. I am leaning towards a girl because guys hips aren't that wide although some guys do have wide hips. So it was either a butch girl or a fat dude. It sucks when you can't tell the sex of someone because you can't say miss or sir because if you say the wrong one then you're screwed! Might as well say err instead of taking a guess. If only life was easy like in games, we should have a gender symbol floating on top of our heads so we wouldn't have any of this silly confusion.

Show off indeed

Who borrows used panties anyways?