Obama's Mom Jeans?

There is something seriously wrong with the world because who in the right mind would even care what kind of jeans the president wears?  The president is suppose to be a person of authority and prestige which is portrayed by the suit and tie attire because the most powerful man on earth is about business.  Who gives a rat's ass if Obama was wearing loose jeans or any kind of jeans at all.  Seriously, who wants to see old men wearing skinny jeans?  The man can wear whatever jeans he likes as long as we don't have to look at his wrinkly bulge.  It's like looking at your dad wearing skinny jeans.   You people are sickos.

D'oh!

Dude Looks Like A Lady

So I was at the mall yesterday exchanging a shirt and in comes a couple walking towards the men's jeans section of American Eagle. The girl says outloud, "This is boys jeans," and walks over to the girls section while the guy stayed and looked at the guys section. I could not for the life of me, figure out if the guy was a girl or a boy. I am leaning towards a girl because guys hips aren't that wide although some guys do have wide hips. So it was either a butch girl or a fat dude. It sucks when you can't tell the sex of someone because you can't say miss or sir because if you say the wrong one then you're screwed! Might as well say err instead of taking a guess. If only life was easy like in games, we should have a gender symbol floating on top of our heads so we wouldn't have any of this silly confusion.

Show off indeed

Who borrows used panties anyways?

Skinny Jeans Makes Me Sick

With the whole skinny jean and tight fitting clothing trend in general, we are going back to the anorexia look and feel whether people want to admit to it or not. Skinny clothes, skinny people. It makes sense because no one wants to see fat people wearing slim fitting clothes only to have their fat muffin tops hanging out and other unwanted curves. It's like a mountain of lava oozing out and overflowing and engulfing the land except it's not lava, it's just plain fat. I puked in my mouth when this girl who is 5'6 and weighs only 90 lbs was complaining that jean companies were starting to make jeans bigger so now she can't find anymore of her size. Her size is 00 and apparently 0 is way too big and loose on her. If you're that tall and weigh that little then you are a freak show because clothes weren't meant for people of that build because it doesn't sell. Sure, people have tried to fit into clothes that totally do not fit them but they can only go so much until the buttons and threads comes flying apart and taking people's eyes out. Skin and bones girl, eat something.

Frying pan kills