Funny Convicts

I don't know which story is more hilarious so you can decide for yourself.  I was browsing through the news and came across two different cases.  The first was about an inmate that was so fat that he was able to sneak in a gun in his fat flab.  Of course the gun was never found again because it probably got lost in there somewhere.  The other odd thing about that guy was also that he oddly looked like a fat girl with a thin mustache.  The second story was about this stupid blonde girl who got pulled over and detained for possession of marijuana and openly admitted her intent to sell.  Instead of keeping her mouth shut there, she just kept on going and running her mouth causing her to get into more trouble.  She went on saying she had cocaine in her coochy too so out of her panties came a sack of cocaine but she didn't stopped there.  She told them she was trying to sell that too. 

Srly?

Bring On the Humor

So today in class before the teacher came in, my classmates and I were plotting on convincing the entire class to walk out of class and see what would our teacher do when she goes to an empty class.  Would she sit around and wait?  Would she be like wtf and storm out angrily?  What would she say when we all appear for the next class session?  She probably wouldn't be mad but curious as to where everyone were.  You have to admit, it would be totally funny!  Although if we pop out screaming surprise, she just might have a heart attack and die on the spot.  But we should of pulled a small prank on her though because half of the class were missing anyways so maybe next time!

Her name could have been worse so brighten up Chick!

Creativity Will Save You

You have to think outside of the box because if you're in the box then dude you're in a freaking box like a hobo because only the homeless lives in a box.  I think you already know by now that I really advocate people to be as creative and original as they can be because only then can anyone reach their full potential.  You already know how uber of a skit writer I am which is why people need to step up their game and stop boring me with their lame skits in class.  My previous skit was a bit disappointing though because I really wanted one of the guys to read person A which would have made the skit even more hilarious but my guy volunteer refused to read it because he didn't want to sound like a freak which wouldn't really matter because it's not like anyone is great in listening comprehension anyways.  So a girl ended up being person A and we all ended up cracking up throughout the whole skit. 

Perfect score yo!

Another Great Skit

Once again, I came up with an awesome skit in my Japanese class that cracked the class up although they probably didn't understood a thing that was going on except for the terms that I wrote on the board so most likely they were just cracking up whenever I said any of those terms.  Everyone's skit was once again pretty boring so the only funny ones were the ones that used props or tried to act things out but their lines were anything but funny.  My skit didn't have props or anything but the key term itself was funny alone.  I really wanted to say something else but since I didn't know how to say it, I had to keep it simple like so.

A:  Did you work for the lingerie shop last year?
B:  Yes, I am working there now.
A:  Are the panties cheap?
B:  Yes, they are cheap and pretty.
A:  I really love panties.
B:  Oh really?  Do you want to go see?
A:  Really?  Let's go!

We'll see about that!

An April Fool Without A Fool

I know April Fool's Day is suppose to be filled with practical jokes and har har laughter but umm it's pretty boring at least on my end.  I think that maybe the day is of practical jokes is long gone because it's pretty much an everyday thing and is totally useless much like St. Patricks Day.  Who cares!  Actually, I probably wouldn't be able to take a joke anyways because I would more likely be pissed off and punch someone in the face but hey we can all laugh about it afterwards right?

April Fools!

Where's the Imagination?

People are so boring when it comes to making up a skit and performing one infront of the class.  The lines are so lame so obviously no one would try to pay attention to what they are trying to say.  Where's the darn imagination?  The skits are usually along the lines of:

A:  Hello.
B:  Hello to you too.  How are you today?
A:  I am good.  Would you like to go to a movie?
B:  No, thanks.  I have to go study.
A:  Do you want to go study together?
B:  Sounds good, let's go.

Isn't that just boring and played out?  It's easy to understand but who even wants to pay attention to something like that?  I tend to phase out when others are doing their skits unless of course I know something funny or interesting is going to happen.  My skits are just totally awesome like this:

A:  It's boring isn't it?  Today would you like to go play tennis at the park at 4 PM?
B:  Sounds good but at 2 PM I am going to go to the toilet department store to take pictures of toilets.
A:  That sounds good...but why?
B:  When I was a kid I always loved toilets because Japanese toilets are awesome.
A:  Oh?  Really?  They are great aren't they?  Shall we go and see?
B:  Yes, let's go and see!

See?  Isn't that just much more entertaining and worth listening to?  Although it's really a shame because even though everyone is paying attention, it means nothing if they do not comprehend.  They just know that they're suppose to laugh but at what?  The only person that really gets what's going on is the teacher.  My brilliance is such a waste!

A+ in my mind!

Steelers Stole the Super Bowl!

Steelers are stealers, get it? Okay, that's pretty lame and you would only find that funny is if your name is Tam. Anyways, it was a good game! A ton of penalties and close calls and reversals but wow it was certainly a close game. I think this was the only game that I have ever seen with so many players sliding on their heads as if they were trying to break dance. I just hope that the next Super Bowl to come would be as thrilling to watch as this one. The commercials were pretty funny as well although some were just plain dumb and long to boot. I wonder if some of the companies are asking for a refund because some commercials were cut short so that was a costly 2 million plus investment. Yeah, it would suck to be you.

Who wants the mystery prize?