Creativity Will Save You

You have to think outside of the box because if you're in the box then dude you're in a freaking box like a hobo because only the homeless lives in a box.  I think you already know by now that I really advocate people to be as creative and original as they can be because only then can anyone reach their full potential.  You already know how uber of a skit writer I am which is why people need to step up their game and stop boring me with their lame skits in class.  My previous skit was a bit disappointing though because I really wanted one of the guys to read person A which would have made the skit even more hilarious but my guy volunteer refused to read it because he didn't want to sound like a freak which wouldn't really matter because it's not like anyone is great in listening comprehension anyways.  So a girl ended up being person A and we all ended up cracking up throughout the whole skit. 

Perfect score yo!

Another Great Skit

Once again, I came up with an awesome skit in my Japanese class that cracked the class up although they probably didn't understood a thing that was going on except for the terms that I wrote on the board so most likely they were just cracking up whenever I said any of those terms.  Everyone's skit was once again pretty boring so the only funny ones were the ones that used props or tried to act things out but their lines were anything but funny.  My skit didn't have props or anything but the key term itself was funny alone.  I really wanted to say something else but since I didn't know how to say it, I had to keep it simple like so.

A:  Did you work for the lingerie shop last year?
B:  Yes, I am working there now.
A:  Are the panties cheap?
B:  Yes, they are cheap and pretty.
A:  I really love panties.
B:  Oh really?  Do you want to go see?
A:  Really?  Let's go!

We'll see about that!

Where's the Imagination?

People are so boring when it comes to making up a skit and performing one infront of the class.  The lines are so lame so obviously no one would try to pay attention to what they are trying to say.  Where's the darn imagination?  The skits are usually along the lines of:

A:  Hello.
B:  Hello to you too.  How are you today?
A:  I am good.  Would you like to go to a movie?
B:  No, thanks.  I have to go study.
A:  Do you want to go study together?
B:  Sounds good, let's go.

Isn't that just boring and played out?  It's easy to understand but who even wants to pay attention to something like that?  I tend to phase out when others are doing their skits unless of course I know something funny or interesting is going to happen.  My skits are just totally awesome like this:

A:  It's boring isn't it?  Today would you like to go play tennis at the park at 4 PM?
B:  Sounds good but at 2 PM I am going to go to the toilet department store to take pictures of toilets.
A:  That sounds good...but why?
B:  When I was a kid I always loved toilets because Japanese toilets are awesome.
A:  Oh?  Really?  They are great aren't they?  Shall we go and see?
B:  Yes, let's go and see!

See?  Isn't that just much more entertaining and worth listening to?  Although it's really a shame because even though everyone is paying attention, it means nothing if they do not comprehend.  They just know that they're suppose to laugh but at what?  The only person that really gets what's going on is the teacher.  My brilliance is such a waste!

A+ in my mind!