Tall Girls & Short Guys

Personally, I think that the guy should always be taller than the girl because if the girl is taller than the guy then well that's just weird! It's like humping a midget with a knob. My ex was a freakishly tall dude and even that was weird so I can't imagine it if it was the other way around. I remember going to the courthouse for jury duty and there was this short hispanic dude with his much taller girlfriend and it didn't help that she was also wearing heels so she was totally towering over him. He had his arms around her waist and his eyes were totally eye level to her trophy sized bosoms which I guess that's a plus for him for being so short huh? But what about couples that are the same height? That's still a no no for me because then the girl can't wear heels! Remember the whole Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman thing? I think guys should always be at least 6 inches taller than the girl otherwise the girl could go and throw you around like a rag doll.

One way or another

Half Bearded Girl And Bouncy Cheeks Girl

So I was waiting around on the 3rd floor of a building planning out my suicide tactics and all but it is amazing the variety of people that you see passing by. The first person that caught my attention was this very light skin but probably a zombie asian girl whose face was more wet than moist for some reason. Every time that she took a step towards her destination also known as the stairwell, her cheeks would bounce! She wasn't fat or chubby though but jiggle jiggle her cheeks went with every step. It could be because of the way she walked in high heels or it could be there are jumping beans in her mouth. The next person that caught my eye was this african american girl who may have been a guy or even a hermaphrodite because as she approached closer, I noticed a morning shadow on one side of her cheek! Her entire face wasn't smooth at all but one side was hairless while the other side was a bush. She may have been a dude too because her double chin was pretty masculine for even a man. That experience totally made my day. :)

Boys meets girl the goodies

Dude Looks Like A Lady

So I was at the mall yesterday exchanging a shirt and in comes a couple walking towards the men's jeans section of American Eagle. The girl says outloud, "This is boys jeans," and walks over to the girls section while the guy stayed and looked at the guys section. I could not for the life of me, figure out if the guy was a girl or a boy. I am leaning towards a girl because guys hips aren't that wide although some guys do have wide hips. So it was either a butch girl or a fat dude. It sucks when you can't tell the sex of someone because you can't say miss or sir because if you say the wrong one then you're screwed! Might as well say err instead of taking a guess. If only life was easy like in games, we should have a gender symbol floating on top of our heads so we wouldn't have any of this silly confusion.

Show off indeed

Who borrows used panties anyways?