Stop Pooping Gosh

I just want to make a phone call to animal control and have them come to my neighborhood and impound some of the neighbor's dogs that keep on running around on their own.  There's only one that I dislike in particular because it is a big ugly dog that keeps on leaving a big surprise for us on our front lawn.  There are a few little dogs that come around too but they're small so I can just field goal them.  Muhahaha!  People should really keep their ugly dogs inside and away from public view but not just dogs but their ugly kids as well.

Dogs needs protection too

If A Baby Can Poo In Their Pants, Why Can't You?

Babies have it easy you know, they can poop, pee, barf on themselves and no one ever goes ewww! Instead, everyone goes aww that's so cuteeeeee~ Even if they were the ones that the baby blasted its nasties on. But if a grown up like yourself did the same thing, no one ever calls that cute. I just don't think it's fair. Everyone would be all disgusted and would probably never forgive you unless of course they're into that kind of freaky stuff like 2 Girls, 1 Cup. Babies, I hate you.

Beans?