Showing posts with label puppy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label puppy. Show all posts

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Happy Halloween Weeners!

Although I won't be trick or treating or doing anything remotely exciting for Halloween, at least I will still have butt loads of candy to eat so om nom nom for me!  Remember to always check your candy before you eat it because you will have a few rotten candy in your bag so observe before you pop anything in your mouth.  If you receive something that's not candy then chug it back at whoever gave it to you and tell them to suck it.  Although I do miss receiving a loaf of miniature Wonder bread from this one house at my old neighborhood because it was just so freaking cool! 

 
Happy Halloween!

Friday, October 8, 2010

Monday, March 9, 2009

My Puppy Is A Cow

My little retarded puppy is basically a cow in disguised because underneath all of her soft long fur is nothing but black spots.  I'm like what the hell because she certainly doesn't it get it from her momma nor from her daddy unless...Gasps!  Could it be?  Could my little darling angel been fornicating with someone other than her boyfriend?  Shocked!  Okay, maybe not because my puppy does look like her daddy and nothing like her momma.  Stupid cow.


Eww doggy drool~