Showing posts with label pets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pets. Show all posts

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Happy Halloween Weeners!

Although I won't be trick or treating or doing anything remotely exciting for Halloween, at least I will still have butt loads of candy to eat so om nom nom for me!  Remember to always check your candy before you eat it because you will have a few rotten candy in your bag so observe before you pop anything in your mouth.  If you receive something that's not candy then chug it back at whoever gave it to you and tell them to suck it.  Although I do miss receiving a loaf of miniature Wonder bread from this one house at my old neighborhood because it was just so freaking cool! 

 
Happy Halloween!

Friday, October 8, 2010

Monday, June 14, 2010

Survival of the Fittest

Charles Darwin's theory of survival of the fittest states that only the strong will survive and as for the weak, they must adapt or face death.  It's kind of ironic for purebred animals then especially pets like dogs because they're so mixed in their gene pool of purity that you can call it inbreeding.  You could possibly be breeding your pet with its sibling and never even know it unless you run a thorough DNA test because dogs aren't able to say hey dude I can't do the nasty with that hussy because she's my sister or cousin or even momma.  Due to this desire to keep the bloodline pure, these pets suffer from many diseases so wouldn't this purity be associated more with weakness?  My dear Puffy isn't even a purebred and yet she is born so weak and she is costing me so much money! 


Survival of the fittest baby!


Vavavavaroom!

Monday, November 10, 2008

Do Pets Feel Violated?

 If pets could talk, what would they say?  Would they be upset at their masters for rubbing their bellies when they didn't ask to be rubbed?  Would they ever say hey stop that don't touch my butt?  Would they say that they are ashamed that you are lifting them up in the air to stare at their genitals?  What would pets say to you if they could talk?  I'm sure they do feel violated and I'm sure you would too but who's listening to their cries?  Put an end to pet molestation.



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