Happy Halloween Weeners!

Although I won't be trick or treating or doing anything remotely exciting for Halloween, at least I will still have butt loads of candy to eat so om nom nom for me!  Remember to always check your candy before you eat it because you will have a few rotten candy in your bag so observe before you pop anything in your mouth.  If you receive something that's not candy then chug it back at whoever gave it to you and tell them to suck it.  Although I do miss receiving a loaf of miniature Wonder bread from this one house at my old neighborhood because it was just so freaking cool! 

 
Happy Halloween!

Crappy Halloween!

So I was wrong, this Halloween is about the same as the previous years. It is about 8:30 PM and there have only been 5 parties of trick or treaters. You would think that people would be out trick or treating more but nope that isn't happening. Where have all the trick or treaters gone off to? Where are you? Come hither to my bowl of sweet chocolately delights. Ah, screw it. More for me! Nom nom nom!

Gimme yo damn money!

Crappy Halloween everybody!