Ugly Parents = Hot Babies

People always have the perception that beautiful couples would produce beautiful babies much like smart couples and smart babies.  However, that is totally not true.  I have seen the 2 most hottest couples giving life to the ugliest babies ever!  I'm like what the hell!  I have seen 2 cardiologists make the dumbest child ever.  Whereas, I have seen the hottest people ever have the ugliest parents ever.  So it just goes to show you, if you want cute kids then go marry an ugly sucker otherwise you would be forced to love an ugly kid. 

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If A Baby Can Poo In Their Pants, Why Can't You?

Babies have it easy you know, they can poop, pee, barf on themselves and no one ever goes ewww! Instead, everyone goes aww that's so cuteeeeee~ Even if they were the ones that the baby blasted its nasties on. But if a grown up like yourself did the same thing, no one ever calls that cute. I just don't think it's fair. Everyone would be all disgusted and would probably never forgive you unless of course they're into that kind of freaky stuff like 2 Girls, 1 Cup. Babies, I hate you.

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