Holy Cow I'm Fat

It has sadden me that I have not been working out regularly for a little over a year and am now feeling like a big fat cow.  I think I should walk up to my parents and show off my big belly while not looking at them in their eyes and tell them that I got knocked up just to see their reaction.  But luckily, I finally have a pair of running shoes now thanks to some loser but the hiatus does not make me regret donating my old running shoes to the needy.  So, it is time to get back to working out regularly and trying P90X again.  Yes!

Oh yeah baby!