Funny Convicts

I don't know which story is more hilarious so you can decide for yourself.  I was browsing through the news and came across two different cases.  The first was about an inmate that was so fat that he was able to sneak in a gun in his fat flab.  Of course the gun was never found again because it probably got lost in there somewhere.  The other odd thing about that guy was also that he oddly looked like a fat girl with a thin mustache.  The second story was about this stupid blonde girl who got pulled over and detained for possession of marijuana and openly admitted her intent to sell.  Instead of keeping her mouth shut there, she just kept on going and running her mouth causing her to get into more trouble.  She went on saying she had cocaine in her coochy too so out of her panties came a sack of cocaine but she didn't stopped there.  She told them she was trying to sell that too. 

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