Edward and Bella 4Ever~

You know what, Edward and Bella totally belong together because they're both such retarded melodramatic douchebags.  It is amazing how dumb a character can be and yet all them tweens and baby boppers are all swoon over this Twilight crap but maybe it's because they can relate.  Kids are pretty retarded after all, I mean look at who their idols are for instance Paris Hilton and any other celebrity who made their fame and fortune from being retarded.  Yes, their lack of intelligence did gain them fame and fortune but is it worth it to be known for being a retarded? 

So true!