Bike Riding

I don't see why people enjoy riding a bicycle.  I mean sure riding a bike for a few minute or so is fun and all but riding one for hours and hours is just too much.  How can they stand it with a stick up their butts for so long?  And don't get me started on those hardcore bikers who wears those tight spandex clothes.  *Shudders*  Sure, you can be fast at what you do but you still look pretty gay.

Biking to the extreme!