Rent-A-Whore

Considering the fast paced living and keeping up the ever changing lifestyles of our culture, we faced with vain sense of self worth and so we end up splurging our hard earned money on goods to keep up with our superficial facade.  This is one of the reasons why we lease and rent such goods as luxury cars because we know we can't afford to purchase one so we end up leasing one for the fraction of the cost in order to get some booty.  People are whores for top notch splendor.  We can rent just about anything in terms of luxury nowadays from cars to furniture to boats to houses to pimping rims and etc.  But what are we really renting?  You would think it is the luxury goods but no, we are really renting the whores because with each new item comes a new whore waiting to be picked up.  For instance, if you want to hook up with a hot oriental babe then you would go and rent yourself a riced out BMW or Mercedes and watch the yellow punanis come begging to be pounded in the backseat of your car.  If yellow isn't your taste but milky hot chocolate then go rent yourself a pimped out black Escalade and they will be all over your smoking crotch.  Not into chocolate then pick yourself up some brown sugar at the drive through with a drop low Cadillac with spinners and be ready to be showered with some hot tamale loving.  If you get tired of the menu then switch it up!

I would like the deluxe package please