My Boss Is Fat Part 1

The current tax firm that I am working at for this tax season is so dang freaking fat, lazy, dirty, and yes those are his good qualities if you want to consider that he has any.  There are so many times when I just want to crack up and laugh my freaking ass off right then and there in his presence.  When I first met him to be interviewed, I knew that working in his firm was going to anything but a fancy or even decent in terms of office environment.  Apparently after I left the interview, a so dang ridiculous thing happened which you really only see in movies and stuff.  The next time that I met with him again, he told me what happened just right after I left him that day and I wanted to die from laughing so badly and what made it even more funny was that he didn't even feel that embarrassed but after awhile I knew why because incidents like this happens to him all the time which is why I have to break these stories of my fat boss into a three part trilogy because he is THAT fat.  So what happened was that after I left, his fat ass ripped his pants wide open!  He was like oh noes because he had to go to Costco too so luckily for him a dude nearby had duct tape so he taped his shorts back together and went to Costco.   Haha!

I'll never stop!