Private Toilet

I find it very amusing that even in a place where people do use the public environment as their own public toilet that there are other places that would actually have toilet trolls that pop out of nowhere with the task of locking you in the toilet if you are a non paying customer.  I think that is taking forced business to the extreme.  However, if I was placed in that predicament then I would simply take pay my fee after I use the very same money to wipe my ass.  They can't complain that I didn't pay them! 

I can beat that record!