If I Was A Goldigger

If I was a goldigger then what would I possibly want?  I'll tell you what!  The only thing that I would possibly want with all the money in the world would be something that I couldn't possibly buy.  Oro?  What could that possibly be?  Easy, it would be for my damn straight butt ugly sugar daddy to not touch me.  Yes, it's as simple as that.  If you're loaded with moola and you're ugly then it's no surprise that a herd of hottie mchotties will chase after you but of course only the dirty skanky ones would actually let you tap that ass.  So think twice before you open your wallet but if you want to open your legs first then be my guest but don't be opening your wallet until you get to taste the fruit.

 
Who has the bigger boobies?!