From the Sky

With the many possibilities of something falling from the sky and landing right smack on top of your head, has anything like that ever happened to you?  Such as a bird dropping poo on you or having a water balloon dropped from a building and landing on your giant head?  I've never had the experience but why not?  Is my head not large enough?  Although it would be odd to want to have something unexpectedly land on your head though even if it was a bag of money except if it was a bag of coins because then you would probably be dead with your head lodged into your torso but on the bright side you can easily do a magic trick!

Falling cows!