Baby Shower Fail

Recently we went to a relative's baby shower which pretty much was pretty unexpected because it was poorly planned and just thrown out there.  The to be parents forgot to include the sex of the baby and the registry information on the invitations so only one of my cousin's family actually bought something from the registry because no one else knew about it.  It was funny because they came lugging in a huge box; it was either a baby stroller/carrier or a carrier because I didn't really look at the picture on the box.  I guess it was understandable because this is their first baby and first time doing a baby shower, but if they fail at this then imagine when they decide to have a wedding.  His sister's kid is a big mouth pimp!  He just talks non stop and went around asking if anyone knew any 8 year old girls and if they did then they should tell them to give him a call.  He went on saying he needs more girlfriends and he just divorced his wife haha.  I can imagine him knocking up a bunch of girls when he hits puberty.  Although it's kind of sad because I don't think any of the kids are actually married except for the one brother who's about to have a baby but the rest of the sisters are all mothers long ago and their boyfriends and baby's daddies are pretty ghetto looking.  Although one guest did surprised me a little because he's young but his babies' mama looks like someone's aunt or mom because her taste in style is just plain old so I was like what the hell!  This guy is with her?!  Crazy!

Art, there's just no explanation for it.

"Destiny is no matter of chance.  It is a matter of choice.  It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved."
William Jennings Bryan

America vs Britain

I don't see why America and Britain can't just get along. Which one is more Englisher than the other? Hmm! I speak more English than you! You cannot out English me nit! Like okay, seriously people, can't we all just get along? Sure, America broke away from Britain a long time ago and lost the English accent and became the English rebels but are we still not Brit? You can say the same about France and Canada although not really because the earlier population of Canada consisted of prisoners and prostitutes that were cast out of France to rot and die in Canada. Come on France, love thy hoes.

Fail