Real Men Drink From the Bottle

This past weekend we went to my cousin's baby shower, which felt more like an adult baby shower rather than your typical baby shower. What do I mean by that? The party felt more as if the party wasn't about the coming of the new bundle of joy but rather a party centered around the theme of a baby girl. There were lots of decorations of "it's a girl" slogan along with pink ornaments, but lacked the comfort and warmth due to several factors. Everyone was downing the alcohol as if their life was depending on it and the majority of the guests were guys, but not just guys but drunk guys. By the end of the night, her husband was shirtless and running his mouth with nonsense. Most of the girls didn't drink more than 2 shots, but they love drinking so I really didn't know what was their deal that day. But I am so embarrassed about my awkward oldest brother because he's bad enough when he's sober but when he's drunk, he runs like mouth like an idiot that we just have to tell him to just stop talking. I'm sure he doesn't realize how stupid he is and it always pisses me off that he knows we have to go do stuff afterwards but he doesn't know his limit and always over drink. By the end of the night, he's laying around and not wanting to move until he sobers up a bit. Such a weak sauce! He should be like the other guys and just puke then get back up back to the party.

Lady bug cake, cupcakes, cake pop, assorted candies, oh my!

Real men drinking beer from the bottle! Oldest bro won 2 movie tickets.

I won the guessing game so I won the prize!

Baby Shower Fail

Recently we went to a relative's baby shower which pretty much was pretty unexpected because it was poorly planned and just thrown out there.  The to be parents forgot to include the sex of the baby and the registry information on the invitations so only one of my cousin's family actually bought something from the registry because no one else knew about it.  It was funny because they came lugging in a huge box; it was either a baby stroller/carrier or a carrier because I didn't really look at the picture on the box.  I guess it was understandable because this is their first baby and first time doing a baby shower, but if they fail at this then imagine when they decide to have a wedding.  His sister's kid is a big mouth pimp!  He just talks non stop and went around asking if anyone knew any 8 year old girls and if they did then they should tell them to give him a call.  He went on saying he needs more girlfriends and he just divorced his wife haha.  I can imagine him knocking up a bunch of girls when he hits puberty.  Although it's kind of sad because I don't think any of the kids are actually married except for the one brother who's about to have a baby but the rest of the sisters are all mothers long ago and their boyfriends and baby's daddies are pretty ghetto looking.  Although one guest did surprised me a little because he's young but his babies' mama looks like someone's aunt or mom because her taste in style is just plain old so I was like what the hell!  This guy is with her?!  Crazy!

Art, there's just no explanation for it.

"Destiny is no matter of chance.  It is a matter of choice.  It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved."
William Jennings Bryan