Halloween Is Dead

It is kind of sad to see how much Halloween has died especially for the kids.  I remember back when I was a kid we used to go around the neighborhood and come back with bags filled with candy.  We used to collect so much that our oldest brother had to drive around with us so we could dump our loot off in the car and continue trick or treating without having to turn back home to unload.  Nowadays there's hardly any trick or treaters out in the streets.  In the past few years, at most we would only get 5 ding dongs the whole night whereas at our old house the doorbell just kept on ringing non stop from around 5 to 9!  This year we didn't even get ONE trick or treater.  Even our neighbors didn't go out trick or treating.  What the hell happened to Halloween?  Oh yeah, 911. 

 
Just had to ruin everything didn't you?