Death to the New Facebook Newsfeed

Okay, so who's the retard that came up with the latest Facebook Newsfeed module?  It's so freaking lame!  It doesn't even update and leaves out a bunch of messages so you just have to fiddle around with it to get your newsfeed.  I think the main reason why I like Facebook over Myspace is because of this newsfeed module which is basically like Twitter.  I mean sure Myspace finally jumped on the bandwagon with the newsfeed module too but Myspace is full of spambots.  Like my old childhood friend said Facebook is like a means to a freaking reunion among old friends and relatives and it sure is.  I just think it's a little weird for people's parents to be on Facebook too unless of course they are fairly young but if they're like old and crap and posting on your wall stuff like hey son/baby/daughter blah blah blah then it's just like ehh.   Also, you have to be careful what you post too because they will know!  Like the one guy who posted he finally got laid after a dry spell and his mom accidentally clicked that she liked it so she was like how do I unlike this?  Haha.

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