Where's the Nudity?

You know how they say that for a star to rise to stardom, they must display nudity.  I don't really see why especially if you don't even have a hot body.  I'm looking at them naked stars and you know, I am not impressed.  Aren't I supposed to be like wow?  But instead I am more like um dude put your clothes back on because you ain't impressing anyone homie.  It just makes you realize that hollywood is full of some very unattractive people.

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