Where's the Imagination?

People are so boring when it comes to making up a skit and performing one infront of the class.  The lines are so lame so obviously no one would try to pay attention to what they are trying to say.  Where's the darn imagination?  The skits are usually along the lines of:

A:  Hello.
B:  Hello to you too.  How are you today?
A:  I am good.  Would you like to go to a movie?
B:  No, thanks.  I have to go study.
A:  Do you want to go study together?
B:  Sounds good, let's go.

Isn't that just boring and played out?  It's easy to understand but who even wants to pay attention to something like that?  I tend to phase out when others are doing their skits unless of course I know something funny or interesting is going to happen.  My skits are just totally awesome like this:

A:  It's boring isn't it?  Today would you like to go play tennis at the park at 4 PM?
B:  Sounds good but at 2 PM I am going to go to the toilet department store to take pictures of toilets.
A:  That sounds good...but why?
B:  When I was a kid I always loved toilets because Japanese toilets are awesome.
A:  Oh?  Really?  They are great aren't they?  Shall we go and see?
B:  Yes, let's go and see!

See?  Isn't that just much more entertaining and worth listening to?  Although it's really a shame because even though everyone is paying attention, it means nothing if they do not comprehend.  They just know that they're suppose to laugh but at what?  The only person that really gets what's going on is the teacher.  My brilliance is such a waste!

A+ in my mind!