Pregnant People Freaks Me Out

I don't know about you but pregnant people just freaks the hell out of me. I have to go to my friend's baby shower tomorrow but earlier in the week I went to visit her at her new house. She asked me if I wanted to touch her belly but just the thought of it freaked me out! There's a thing inside of her big belly! I always imagined the belly to be more jello like but it was tight and firm as if an alien is about to pop out at any second. I don't know why people would want kids or even want to get knocked up. I think they're lying through their teeth whenever they say stuff like they're so happy to be pregnant and having a blast going through pregnancy. Total BS! All they do is complain about how they're always tired, their feet hurts from standing too long, there's never enough food to feed their needs, they don't feel pretty, no one ever helps them, they have to do everything, they're developing stretch marks, and so on. I know it's the circle of life and all but seriously, don't you think there's enough people in the world?

Joe the Plumber!