My Ass Is Your Stress Reliever

Apparently my ass has become the object of my little sister's stress reliever. How? Easy, my simple minded friend. You know how they sell those gooey or sandy stress reliever balls where you have to squeeze the living goo out of it? Well, my isn't a stress squeezer, it's a stress shaker! She jiggles my ass like there's no tomorrow and voila her stress is all gone. My ass does wonders, I tell you but speaking of inventions, I think you would be making bank if you ever created a wireless dog leash! We have created a wireless headset so why not dog leash? Imagine, no more tangling line when you're out walking your dog or even dogs. It would be a miracle! Total money there yo but don't stop at pets, you can use your new wireless leash on your kids too! Wow!

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