I Am Single But It's No Surprise Seriously

I had a little chat with an old friend on AIM today and of course the significant other question always comes out whenever you are catching up with someone. He was surprised that there aren't many suitors out there trying to get with me that I have to fend them off with a bat. Although I'm not surprised at my single status because I am not looking mainly because I don't have the time and don't want to put in the effort of having to share my life with someone or even care about another person especially with their feelings~ Because it's all about ME! My ex was always complaining how I never want to spend time with him or even care but guess what dude? I'll do things in my own way and by ignoring him, I was caring about him, obviously. Besides, it's good to be single because you get to play the game in single player mode and enable cheats like up, up, down, down, left, right, A, B, select, start.

R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D-!