You Know You're Having A Bad Day When Your Butt Itches

After dropping your king kong sized load, you have a sense of relief because your colon is happy and you staked your claim on the bathroom for hours to come. That's right, you've just marked your territory. As you're walking away happily, you start to feel an itch between your legs. You immediately walk back to your castle of stank before you start walking awkward all day long. You wipe your ass again and slap yourself in the face with your dirty feces covered hands. Even though you had thoroughly cleansed yourself the first time, the chocolate factory decided to stick around. Walking out once again, you think all is well in your kingdom but that itch comes back again. Once again, you rush back into your quarters to vanquish the scum inside your butthole. Mmm, chocolate.

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