Please Leave Your Dang Kids At Home

Today's experience totally reminds me of the reason why I like to do my Christmas shopping early. Sure, the parking is insane and totally packed at the mall so finding a parking space totally won't happen. You have to keep on the look out and seek out your prey. Once you find your long awaited prey, you creep up behind them and follow them closely. Waiting to make your move and then you pounce on their parking space before any other vultures try to sneak in for your kill, I mean spot. Parking is annoying, but the slow crowds especially the ones with the kids and elderly just totally peeves me. The mall is crowded enough so why would you drag your kids with you and their strollers? Besides, it's not like your kids even want to be there shopping for hours straight anyways. Shopping is a dang sport so you better keep up with the pace or move out of the way! It just makes me want to ram them down and stomp all over them for getting in my way. It's just like driving, you're driving at top speeds and then suddenly wham! A super slow car gets in your way. It just makes you want to just go WHAM!

Santa loves speed