Creepy Children's Toys

Do you ever stop to notice how creepy some children's toys are? I wonder how some things are catered to the young when they freak even grown ups. As we all know, the Dr. Seuss' children's series the Cat In the Hat, Hop On Pop, and so are one of the most well known children's books out there among children. But don't ever noticed how ugly and creepy the characters are? There's nothing cute or cuddly about them. Just plain creepy like a sloth. One of the creepiest children's toys ever are dolls, not cuddly teddy bears but the human like dolls whether it be porcelain or plastic. They're just so dang creepy! Their evil little eyes staring back at you. *Shivers* I remember when my neighbor gave me a real life doll when I was a little kid. I know I'm suppose to carry it everywhere I do and brush her hair and play tea party with her but all I could do was throw her in my closet and hope that she doesn't escape from her dungeon to kill me while I was sleeping. I think the reason why I hate these dolls so much was because of an old movie that I watched when I was a kid. The low production movie was I guess based in the future and there was this one scene where the 2 main guy and girl are trapped by a horde of these real life dolls with metal teeth! Oh noes! They were slowly marching to our 2 heroes and munching their teeth mechanically. Slowly they marched, you can hear our heroes scream as the dolls attacked them. It was both lame and horrible. It's plain and simple, real life dolls are just plain creepy and don't ever give a child one unless if you want to be cruel.

Dr Seuss rhymes for the old