Harry Potter > Twilight

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I'm just not a big fan of Twilight because for one, they make vampires seem pretty lame and Bella is just plain retarded. I mean sure nothing is possible in Harry Potter such as magic but at least their actions and reactions are a bit more realistic than in Twilight. Bella runs around as if she's mentally retarded minus the constant drooling and is awkward with everybody. Seriously, can the characters in Twilight be anymore fake? People just don't talk like that nor do they act like that. I'm Bella and I'm we todded uh dur~

Edward and Bella 4Ever~

You know what, Edward and Bella totally belong together because they're both such retarded melodramatic douchebags.  It is amazing how dumb a character can be and yet all them tweens and baby boppers are all swoon over this Twilight crap but maybe it's because they can relate.  Kids are pretty retarded after all, I mean look at who their idols are for instance Paris Hilton and any other celebrity who made their fame and fortune from being retarded.  Yes, their lack of intelligence did gain them fame and fortune but is it worth it to be known for being a retarded? 

So true!

Shark Boy!?

On my way home, I heard on KIIS FM that the guy who plays Shark Boy in that super lame kid movie Shark Boy and Lava Girl is the same guy who plays Jacob in Twilight. Now that I look at his picture from my previous Twilight post, he does look like Shark Boy. Apparently his real name is Taylor something and is only 16 year old! I thought he would be much older since Shark Boy came out like ages ago and he doesn't even look like he's 16 at all. His character in Shark Boy totally annoyed me so I wonder how his character would be like in Twilight or would I just be disgusted by character because when I look at him all I can picture is Shark Boy? The world premiere of Twilight comes out today and its theatre release will be this Friday although I think I can wait. Also, apparently the soundtrack to the movies jumped up to #1 in sales on its release day! Amazing! No wonder Zac Efron would be throwing a temper tantrum because Twilight is totally stealing all the press and glory.

Twilight

Apparently there's a Twilight craze going on and frankly I have never ever heard of the book series until they were talking about it on KIIS FM radio. So apparently it is huge. I heard and saw a bit of the upcoming film and after receiving a taste of that production, I just wanted to stab my eyes and ears out. It just does not interest me at all but according to everyone that have read the novels it is a total romance fantasy. Maybe it's one of those productions that should never come out on film but stay as a novel. I should read the book but why would I when I can let the movie do the imagination for me.

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