My Ass Is Your Stress Reliever

Apparently my ass has become the object of my little sister's stress reliever. How? Easy, my simple minded friend. You know how they sell those gooey or sandy stress reliever balls where you have to squeeze the living goo out of it? Well, my isn't a stress squeezer, it's a stress shaker! She jiggles my ass like there's no tomorrow and voila her stress is all gone. My ass does wonders, I tell you but speaking of inventions, I think you would be making bank if you ever created a wireless dog leash! We have created a wireless headset so why not dog leash? Imagine, no more tangling line when you're out walking your dog or even dogs. It would be a miracle! Total money there yo but don't stop at pets, you can use your new wireless leash on your kids too! Wow!

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A Double Edged Sword Please

You know the general saying that love is a double edged sword? Well, a promotion at work is the same thing too! When you are performing well at work you are given a promotion and a bigger paycheck and as a consequence, you will be overworked with new responsibilities and less time to relax and enjoy your life. Being worked like a mule isn't so bad if you had no life and a family to go home to but if you do have a life and a family then you will be so stressed out from trying to balance both. So the question would be, is it worth it? Would you rather make more money and lose your family or would you rather make decent money and keep your family? Generally, your mind is in the right place because we all do want to give our family a better life by making more money but if you're stressed out then it's just going to be a domino effect and affecting everyone around you. Be happy, be free, be a bum! Bums have it lucky, no one to tell them what to do and they can do whatever they want. Not worrying about what to wear and no one to impress so funk mouth city here I come! There's no one to tell you when to work and what to do. Bums make more money than you might think because look at how much traffic they receive a hour which is probably 400 cars and let's say 1 out of every 25 cars hands them $2. It would mean that a bum would make $32 every hour! It's no surprise that a certain millionaire disguises as a bum and begs for money when he's not in the office working.

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