Eff the Police!

It's pretty ironic how you can get away with so many things and the time that you aren't deliberately being bad ass and disobeying the rules, you actually get caught in the act! Yes, it's true. I was minding my own business cruising the street and suddenly a motorbike police officer busts around from the other side of the street and peeps me to pull over. Of course, I'm thinking what the hell does he want because I always get pulled over for speeding, running red lights, driving with a dead light, etc and always got away. But no, this anal bastard was like telling me that I was speeding by going approximately 13 miles per hour over the speed limit. Oh wow, it was only a little bit over and besides a lot of other people go way beyond that. I'm sorry but he should be fighting crime and making a real difference instead of standing on the street corner every morning speed checking everyone with his radar gun. Come on, do some real work.






Everything flows much better in your head.

I Got Pulled Over

So once again I got pulled over but not because I did something wrong but for driving perfectly!  It happened while I was on my way home from work late at night just a little before midnight when a cruiser pulled up behind me and turned on his red and blue lights.  I pulled over and rolled down my window.  The cop walked on over to my side and his partner was on my passenger side of the car.  The popo said don't worry you were driving perfectly so of course I was like okay~  Apparently one of my back light was dead so he was going to write up a fix it ticket but I told him that we had just changed it a few days ago so he changed his mind and let me go.  Ha!  Well, actually it was true because we did changed the light a few days ago.  Score!

I've been bad~