Cultivate My Garden Bish

I really don't see why people are into gardening, it's so boring.  The only purpose to gardening is if you're growing something like a fruit tree or weed because the plant that you are growing at least has a purpose such as a fruit to eat or a chance to give a high.  If it's just a plant that does nothing but sits there and grow or maybe bloom and stinks up the place then there's no point in growing it besides producing oxygen but it's certainly not a cash crop unless you can sell oxygen.  My parents' house plants are blooming its flowers and my god, it stinks!  But not only does it stink but it also drops its seeds or flower petals or whatever it is.  I don't see the point in there indoor plants because they bear no fruit unlike all their plants outside which either bears fruit or you can eat them plant.  If you can't get in my belly then you better get stepping.

More buttering

Who Talks To Plants?

I actually never liked gardening but if I did then would I be one of those freaks who talk to their plants?  Probably not.  I mean, as if plants can even understand you and if they could then what good can that possibly do for you?  Would it grow faster if it was happy because of your happy thoughts or would it turn into a man eating plant monster that goes around terrorizing the world whenever you go emo?  Plants are immobile green things that will not go any faster or any slower just because you have no friends to talk to.  The end.

So dirty!

Instant Girlfriend

Wouldn't life be easier if you can just grow everything you need?  Like how nowadays, there are a growing number of people who are cultivating their own garden in order to save money.  Ha, if only money grew on trees huh?  Unless you think of commodities then sure money does grow on trees but maybe not in the shape of paper or coins but a nice round juicy fruit!  But if only we could grow other things like in the Jetsons.  Pour a little water and there you have an instant pair of leather boots or something.  I can't wait for the future...

Pour some water and watch her grow!