My Crazy Drunken Family

Last Sunday we had to go home early from camping so I ended up booking a day extra for nothing.  We had to disembark from Big Bear because our cousin was having a going away party.  She's going to Portland for medical school so of course we had to party one last time for her crazy ass.  Everyone was as loud and drunk as ever!  Towards the end of the night, my buff cousin and my cousin's buff boyfriend had a drunken arm wrestling match and the crowd went wild!  My cousin lost so that's when the adults wanted in on the action too and challenged my cousin's boyfriend.  Of course he didn't want to because they're old but one uncle was persistent with his mullet ass so my cousin told her boyfriend to just beat him and embarrass his ass so he did over and over even though the mullet was cheating.  Then a few cousin and uncles joined in with pinky arm wrestling.  The aunts were all yelling to stop already and quiet down because the neighbors are trying to sleep.  One aunt was like hurry everybody go home before the popo comes! 

Ditto~

Pedo Bear Approved

It amazes me at how people cannot discipline their own kids but instead let them roam wild because their authority has no authoritative bearing over their kids.  Kids nowadays are all about technology so if you want them to listen then all you have to do is take control of what they like.  Bring them out into the world and live life like a regular kid or take them out camping, which reminds me I should go make an appointment to go camping this summer before it's all booked.  Now, if my kid was Link...

Luxury Camping

So this weekend, I am going camping for the first time ever.  Apparently my camping of preference is being called luxury camping just because we have restrooms, bbq grill, picnic table, campfire.  But for it to be truly luxury, there needs to be showers but there isn't but that's okay because we bought our own portable shower!  Haha.  Hey, we can spoil ourselves because this is our first time so we are total noobs.  At least we will be clean noobs. 

Potty!

Yogi Bear Is Going Down!

Apparently there is so much to know about the regulations to go camping because seriously who knew?  I always assumed that you're suppose to come to a camping site and pay your parking fee then go track out to where ever in the woods and set up camp but no that's not how freaking works.  Apparently, you are suppose to call in advance for reservations and you're not allowed to hunt any animals besides fishing.  That is totally bogus!  I wanted to shoot some freaking bears and practice using a bow and arrow but if freaking Yogi Bear comes knocking for my grub then that mother effer is going down!

Swine flu!