Welcome Neighbor

So our new neighbor just moved in right after our old neighbor packed their belongings and left.  It's kind of sad to see them go and even more disappointing to see that they wasted the $200k in equity that they pulled out which is the cause of their own demise.  They were nice people and more presentable than the neighbor across the street from us.  They are such pack rats!  Their 3 car garage is filled from top to bottom with nothing but junk!  Their ghettoness is making their community look so bad.  Anyways, I haven't actually seen our new neighbors but I heard they were Mexicans and not the Mexican white our old neighbor were.  I just hope they're not ghetto or have 21738932473 people living in there.  Although I'm not surprised that the house sold fairly quick for a short sale because they did build a pretty fancy pool with water slide and waterfall before losing the house.  But the other house down the street more took a long time to sell because it wasn't remodeled or anything just plain standard but I knew the new owners were Vietnamese just by looking at the types of cars on their driveway.  How is that possible?  Easy, Vietnamese people tend to follow the bandwagon and do the same thing as the rest of their people.  So what car did they have?  They had a Toyota Sienna van, Toyota Tundra truck, and a Mercedes Benz.  And yes, they are Vietnamese.

Haha!

"Shoot for the moon.  Even if you miss it, you will land among the stars."
Les Brown

Rent-A-Whore

Considering the fast paced living and keeping up the ever changing lifestyles of our culture, we faced with vain sense of self worth and so we end up splurging our hard earned money on goods to keep up with our superficial facade.  This is one of the reasons why we lease and rent such goods as luxury cars because we know we can't afford to purchase one so we end up leasing one for the fraction of the cost in order to get some booty.  People are whores for top notch splendor.  We can rent just about anything in terms of luxury nowadays from cars to furniture to boats to houses to pimping rims and etc.  But what are we really renting?  You would think it is the luxury goods but no, we are really renting the whores because with each new item comes a new whore waiting to be picked up.  For instance, if you want to hook up with a hot oriental babe then you would go and rent yourself a riced out BMW or Mercedes and watch the yellow punanis come begging to be pounded in the backseat of your car.  If yellow isn't your taste but milky hot chocolate then go rent yourself a pimped out black Escalade and they will be all over your smoking crotch.  Not into chocolate then pick yourself up some brown sugar at the drive through with a drop low Cadillac with spinners and be ready to be showered with some hot tamale loving.  If you get tired of the menu then switch it up!

I would like the deluxe package please