I Couldn't Resist My Urges

Yes, it's true.  I couldn't resist my urges, my lust, my desires.  The dirty thoughts overwhelmed my senses of rationality and made me succumbed to my inner demon.  Although I shouldn't be blaming myself because I am only human and humans are born with desires that needs to be fulfilled by pleasurable objects or emotions.  I am human damn it so don't freaking judge me!  So the question is, what did I do?  The answer is simple, I purchased more snow gears but I couldn't resist because I had the chance of receiving a $130 pair of goggles for free plus take care of my Christmas list for my ungrateful siblings.  So don't judge me, skank.

Wait for it...WHAM!